|
Sin |
Adaptations &
Inspirations
|
Original Slogan
|
Origin
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The soul that is not
finicky loses control of his soul.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The cat who
doesn't act finicky soon loses control of his owner. |
9 Lives Cat Food |
Hmmmph! Sin-sin. I'm
ready now... to go to Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Hmmmph! Din-din. I'll eat
when I'm ready. (Morris the Cat) |
9 Lives Cat Food |
Turning sinning over
easy.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Turning banking on its head. |
Abbey National Bank
- U. K. |
Jesus is here for
sinners.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- In use as of 2009
Today - ABSA is here today - for our customers.
Tomorrow - ABSA is dedicated to building lasting
relationships.
Together - ABSA's promise to lasting
relationships. |
ABSA Bank
- South Africa |
Take away the bondage
to sin and you can do most anything.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
ACE. Take away the risk and you can do anything. |
The ACE Group |
Give a Hoot. Don't
Sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Give a hoot. Don't pollute. |
Advertising
Council |
Sin does not just
happen. You disobey God.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Skim milk does not come from skinny cows. |
Alba Dry Milk |
Jesus Christ. Because
world sin is always ON.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Because the world is always ON. |
Alcatel-Lucent |
I can't believe God forgave the whole sin.
-
Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. |
Alka Seltzer |
New Life. Sin Taken
Out.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Now taken out. |
Allinsons
bread |
Jesus Paid for your Sin ...
that's God's stand. Are you in good hands?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus Paid for your Sin ...
that's God's stand. Are you in God's hands?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 2008
... that's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands? |
Allstate |
We know why you sin.
We've sinned too.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
We know why
you sin. We're God's Church.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
We know why you fly. We're American Airlines. |
American Airlines |
Jesus makes your sin,
His sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
We make our customers' problems our problems. |
Amica, USA |
Sin, Mix, Burn.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Rip. Mix. Burn. |
Apple |
After all, it's
your soul!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
After all, it is your information. |
Authentex Software |
Don't
Sin -
Now there's a thought.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Now there's a thought. |
Barclays Bank |
Work 'em hard. Work 'em long. Let Sin go.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Work 'em hard. Work 'em long. Let 'em go. |
Brillo
-
Scrub 'n' Toss |
Control yourself.
Resist Temptation.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Control yourself. |
Brylcreem |
For All Your Sin, His
Blood's for You!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com |
------- D'Arcy Masius Benton & Bowles
For all you do, this Bud's
for you.
This Bud's for you. |
Budweiser |
Time to shed your sin. Let's Roll !
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Roll
that beautiful bean footage. |
Bush Beans |
Sin doesn't think,
but you can.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Sin doesn't
think, but tempted, you better think twice.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
CA. Software that can think. |
CA
- Computer Associates |
All because the Lady
sinned.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
1968 Leo Burnett
And all because the lady loves Milk
Tray. |
Cadbury |
Sin is what the
Sacrifice is for.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Beef. It's what's for dinner. |
Cattlemen's
Beef Board
|
Do less sinning.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Eet mor chikin.
(Mispelled written by cows) |
Chick-Fil-A
|
Christ - the
antidote for sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Christ - the
antidote for death.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1982
Publicis
The antidote for civilization. |
Club Med |
Christ - For the next generation of
sinners.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
For the next generation of
big businesses. |
Compaq |
Step up... From Sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Conseco, Step up. |
Conseco,
Insurance, Annuity |
Jesus. The Savior for
sinning people.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Copic. The markers that were created for creative people. |
Copic Markers |
Living Water - Sparkling - clenses sin,
and crisp as Christ.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1908
Sparkling - harmless as water, and crisp as
frost.
|
Coca-Cola |
The best friend sinners ever had.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------ 1938
The best friend thirst ever had. |
Coca-Cola |
Rebellion stops here.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
1939
Thirst stops here. |
Coca-Cola |
Bring in your sin and leave without it.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Bring in your sin and leave within.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1940
Bring in your thirst and go away without it |
Coca-Cola |
Be really
refreshed with sins forgiven.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1959
Be really refreshed. |
Coca-Cola |
Play Red Hot without the Sinning.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
1994
Play Red Hot Summer. |
Coca-Cola |
Don't
Sin, Don't Sin Again and Again Don't Sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
1995
Play Red Hot Summer Again.
|
Coca-Cola |
#1 prescribed Savior for overactive
sinners.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
#1 prescribed brand for overactive
bladder.
|
Detrol |
Gotta go gotta go gotta get away
from sin!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now! |
Detrol |
God is fierce when
roused. Do not sin!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
GARG 'N UAIR DHUISGEAR
Fierce when roused. |
Donnachaidh |
Double your pleasure, double your fun Satan will gladly double
your sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Double your pleasure, double your fun with Doublemint,
Doublemint, Doublemint Gum. |
Doublemint Gum |
Double your pleasure without sin, Jesus will gladly double your
joy.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Double your pleasure. |
Doublemint Gum |
Christ Beaters. Crucifixion for your Sin
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Egg Beaters. Taste the
healthy side of eggs. |
Egg Beaters |
Depravity. What
healty saints and sinners are made of.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
What healthy dogs and cats are made of. |
Eukanuba
- pet food |
Farewell to sinning.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Farewell to the ugly cigarette. |
Eve
- cigarettes |
Sinners saved are our
most important product.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Progress is our most
important product. |
GE
-
General Electric Co |
Sinning isn't good for you.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Guinness is good for you. |
Guinness |
Gambling isn't good for you.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Guinnless isn't good for you. |
Guinness |
I Think, therefore
I'm tempted.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
Ogilvy & Mather
I think, therefore IBM. |
IBM |
Think, then repent.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Think. |
IBM |
Factoring sin leaves
you with less.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Intermarket Bank. Factoring at
its best. |
Intermarket Bank
- Austria |
Sin first grew from a tree.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Where good ideas grow on trees.
(Lloyd Bridges voice-over) |
International Paper Company |
Stop! Cease! Pray!
by Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1932 J Walter Thompson
Snap! Crackle! Pop! Rice
Krispies. -
Rice Krispies
Snap! Crackle! Pop! |
Kellogg's |
You can handle Him.
Sin can't.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
You can
handle it. Germs can't. (Natural
Citrus) |
Listerine |
Dare to resist...
sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Dare to diff. |
LOEB Col |
Try Jesus. Drop your
vice.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
1920s Lord &
Thomas
Reach for a Lucky
instead of a sweet. |
Lucky Strike Cigarettes |
When it's hard to
resist sin, get Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
It's hard to resist a Lu. |
Lu Le Petit Ecolier |
Lose the Sin. Not the
Soul.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Lose The
Carbs. Not The Taste. (Ultra)
|
Michelob |
One sin leads to another.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
One temptation not resisted leads to another.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
One thing leads to another. |
Nescafé |
Rethink your last
thought.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Rethink your lash
look. |
Neutrogena |
Don't be a looser.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Don't be a Sinner.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Don't be a tosser |
New South Wales
- anti-litter |
He saves the world's
greatest sinners.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus has saved some of history's
greatest sinners.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
We take the world's greatest pictures. |
Nikon |
Get into it... Repent
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Get into it. |
Nintendo |
Take it off. Take all sin off!...The closer to Jesus the more
you know you need Salvation.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
1966 William Esty
Ad Agency
Take it off. Take it all off!...The closer you shave the more
you need Noxzema. |
Noxzema Shaving Creme
|
Jesus Christ.
Targeted Relief for Sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Nurofen. Targeted Relief for
Pain. |
Nurofen |
It doesn't get any
better than being cleansed from sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
It doesn't get
any better than this! |
Old Milwaukee |
Accept Jesus today...
And make the sin go away.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Buy Opera today... And make this banner go away. |
Opera |
The power Savior more sinners use.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Oral-B. The power toothbrush more dentists use. |
Oral-B |
Repent, confess, accept... Ahhh!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Rip, slip, brush... Ahhh! (Brush-Ups) |
Oral-B |
Jesus Christ. Put
your sins on ice.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Ore-Ida! It's all-righta! |
Ore-Ida |
Oh, I'd love to be a Spirit-filled sinner.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a Spirit-filled sinner,
All my sin would wash away from me!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me! -
Jingle |
Oscar Mayer |
Don't just cover up
your sin. Get Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Don't just cover
up bad odors. Get Oust!
Get odors out with Oust. |
Oust
- odor eliminator |
God demands demanding
people. Don't Sin!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Oxford. Only for
demanding people. |
Oxford |
Jesus Christ. You
can't hit sin much harder.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Paramol. You
can't hit pain much harder. |
Paramol |
Pearly Gate
Group. Innovators in Sinner Immigration.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Pearl Law Group. Innovators in Business
Immigration. |
Pearl Law Group |
Salvation, High
Octane fuel for eradicating sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
High Octane fuel for working dogs.
(Meaty-Bites) |
Pedigree
- pet food |
Top sinners recommend
it.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Top breeders recommend it. (Pedigree Chum) |
Pedigree
- pet food |
People like Him.
Sinners Saved Love Him.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Cars like us.
People love us. |
Pep Boys |
Forgivin' my
sinnin', forgettin' my sinnin', cleansin' my sinnin' purfyin' my
sinnin', savin' me from burnin', sendin' me to heaven, Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1973 Boase Massimi Pollitt
Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin'
cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' Pepsi. |
Pepsi-Cola |
Less sin to bounce,
when with Christ you flounce.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1950 - 53
More Bounce to the Ounce. |
Pepsi-Cola |
Jesus. For those who
sin young
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus. For those who
sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 2002
Pepsi. For those who think young. |
Pepsi-Cola |
Be Young, Have Fun, Don't Sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1993
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Pepsi. |
Pepsi-Cola |
Everyman's a sinner,
and every sinner does not wish Hell. All sinners need Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Everyman man's a girl-watcher, and
every girl wants to be a girl girl-watchers watch.
(Diet) |
Pepsi-Cola |
All the purity
without the sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
All the taste,
1/3 of the calories. (Diet) |
Pepsi-Cola |
Jesus Christ
remembers but God forgets the sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Pepperidge Farm remembers. |
Pepperidge Farm |
You'll wonder where
your sin went when you give your life to Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
1956
Foote, Cone & Belding
You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth
with Pepsodent. |
Pepsodent |
Stop Sinning. Start
Believing.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Stop brushing. Start
Sonicare. |
Philips |
God, lifts and
separates, sinners and saints.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Lifts and separates.
(Cross-Your-Heart bra) |
Playtex |
Sinners Saved.
Crazy good.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Pop Tarts. Crazy good. |
Pop-Tarts |
Jesus Christ. Kills
Sin Dead.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Raid. Kills Bugs Dead. |
Raid |
You got sin on God's
love. Better is His Love on your sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
You got
chocolate in my peanut butter!
Well, you got peanut butter on my chocolate!" |
Reece's Peanut Butter Cups |
Sinning is biting the
Hand that made you.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Biting the Hand that Feeds it. |
The Register |
Jesus loved you so
much... He bought your sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
I liked you so much I bought the world's sin. - God.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
I liked it so much I bought
the company. |
Remington |
Get revenge, Resist
Sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Got pests? Get Revenge! |
Revenge |
Be a Man among
Sinners.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Be a Man Among Men. |
Rhodesian Army |
Silly Sinning, the
San Francisco Treat.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco Treat. |
Rice-A-Roni |
Jesus consumes 1,000,000 times
your weight of sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Rolaids consume 47 times its
weight in excess stomach acid. |
Rolaids |
Get your sin
out-of-there!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Get out there. |
Royal Caribbean
cruise lines |
Go fresher with JC:
Overnight sin is gone.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1963
Go fresher with RC: Overnight - Americas Number One. |
Royal Crown Cola |
Sin, No, No. JC, Yes,
Yes
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1975
No, No, Yes, Yes. |
Royal Crown Cola |
Shake up your sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1994
Shake things up. |
Royal Crown Cola |
It's no secret. I'm a
Sinner Saved.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
I'm a secret lemonade drinker. |
R. White's |
You can take sin out
of the sinner but only Christ can make a sinner a saint.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
You
can take it out of the country, but you can't take the country
out of it. |
Salem Cigarettes |
Smother your instinct. Don't Sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Fuel your instinct. |
Salomon footwear |
Temptation.
Strong enough for a man yet made for a woman.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Strong enough for a man; but
made for a woman. |
Secret |
Jesus Christ. He's
all about sinners saved.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Siebel. It's all about the customer. |
Siebel Systems, CRM |
You're not the only
sinner.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
You're not just another customer. |
SouthTrust
Bank
- merge 2004 w/ Wachovia |
You can be free from
sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
[Ding]
You are now free to move about the country. |
Southwest Airlines |
Sorry Charlie! Jesus
doesn't want people with good taste. He wants Sinners who repent.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Sorry, Charlie! Star Kist doesn't want tuna with good taste. Star Kist wants tuna that tastes good. |
Star Kist Tuna |
Ever
get that not-so-fresh feeling? Stop sinning.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling? |
Summer's Eve |
Sinners are requested
to become repentent.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Smokers are requested to use Swan Vestas. |
Swan Vestas
- Long Matches |
Jesus, the sinner's match..
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The smoker's match. |
Swan Vestas
- Long Matches |
Use sinning sparingly, preferably not
at all.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Use matches sparingly. |
Swan Vestas
- Long Matches |
Listen to your sin,
Let Jesus into your heart.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Listen to your heart. |
Tata Indicom - India |
Don't mess with
Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
No sin in Heaven because litter is not allowed.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Don't mess with Texas. |
Texas
Anti-Litter |
Jesus gets the stains that sin leaves behind.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Tide
gets the stains that others leave behind. |
Tide Detergent |
Five out of five
preachers recommend Jesus for those who sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Four out of five
dentists surveyed recommend Trident sugarless
gum for their patients who
chew gum! |
Trident Chewing Gum |
Get back to your sin
and you will die twice.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Get back your 'oo' with Typhoo. |
Typhoo
- Britain |
Loose lips leak
sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Loose Lips Sink
Ships. |
United States Navy |
Drink your vegetables
and resist sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Drink your vegetables. |
Vauxhall MotorsV8 |
He slices, He
dices... All your sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
sales pitch of Ron
Popeil
It slices, it dices... |
Veg-O-Matic |
It's no wonder so
many sinners, now recommend Jesus Christ.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
No
wonder so many doctors now smoke and recommend King-Size Viceroys. |
Viceroy
Cigarettes |
Only the exclusive
Christ delivers you from sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Only the exclusive Viceroy contains 20,000 tiny filters made from pure cellulose - soft-white, natural - twice as many filters as the other two-largest selling filter
brands. That's why Viceroy gives you... the smoothest taste in smoking! Smoke Smoother Viceroy.
|
Viceroy
Cigarettes |
It's the way He saves
sinners that matters.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
It's the way it shatters that matters. |
Violet Crumble |
Jesus gets the sin
out.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Gets the red out. |
Visine |
Jesus
- for the overwhelmed sinner.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Vogue - for the overwhelming minority. |
Vogue
Magazine |
Bloody Sacrifice for
your sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Bloody
Volvo driver. |
|
Most sinners know the
difference.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Cats know the
difference. |
Whiskas Cat Food |
Think you're a cool
cat? Wouldn't you rather be saved from your sin?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
There's nothing cats would rather eat. (Whiskas with
Vita-Bites) |
Whiskas Cat Food |
Jesus covers a
multitude of sin, even when it causes many chins.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
William's.
Covers a multitude of Chins. |
Williams
Shaving Cream |
No Repentent Sinner left behind.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 2008
No Family Left Behind. |
World Financial Group |
Born to lead a world
from sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Born to lead. |
Yamaha |
Yup. Sinners Repent.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Yop. Skip & jump. |
Yoplait |
