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   Slogans Adapted - Sin   -   Epigrams  --------

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Sayings Adapted or Inspired by Existing Business Slogans.
Within this Category Arranged Alphabetically by Company of Origin.


Adaptations & Inspirations
Original Slogan
The soul that is not finicky loses control of his soul. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

The cat who doesn't act finicky soon loses control of his owner. 9 Lives Cat Food
Hmmmph! Sin-sin. I'm ready now... to go to Hell. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Hmmmph! Din-din. I'll eat when I'm ready. (Morris the Cat) 9 Lives Cat Food
Turning sinning over easy.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Turning banking on its head. Abbey National Bank - U. K.
Jesus is here for sinners.
 - Roger W Hancock,

------- In use as of 2009
Today - ABSA is here today - for our customers.
Tomorrow - ABSA is dedicated to building lasting relationships.
Together - ABSA's promise to lasting relationships.
- South Africa
Take away the bondage to sin and you can do most anything.
 - Roger W Hancock,

ACE. Take away the risk and you can do anything. The ACE Group
Give a Hoot. Don't Sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Give a hoot. Don't pollute. Advertising Council
Sin does not just happen. You disobey God.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Skim milk does not come from skinny cows. Alba Dry Milk
Jesus Christ. Because world sin is always ON.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Because the world is always ON. Alcatel-Lucent
I can't believe God forgave the whole sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Alka Seltzer
New Life. Sin Taken Out.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Now taken out. Allinsons bread
Jesus Paid for your Sin ... that's God's stand. Are you in good hands?
 - Roger W Hancock,

Jesus Paid for your Sin ... that's God's stand. Are you in God's hands?
 - Roger W Hancock,

------- 2008
... that's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
We know why you sin. We've sinned too.
 - Roger W Hancock,

We know why you sin. We're God's Church.
 - Roger W Hancock,

We know why you fly. We're American Airlines. American Airlines
Jesus makes your sin, His sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

We make our customers' problems our problems. Amica, USA
Sin, Mix, Burn.
- Roger W Hancock,

Rip. Mix. Burn. Apple
After all, it's your soul!
- Roger W Hancock,

After all, it is your information. Authentex Software
Don't Sin - Now there's a thought.
- Roger W Hancock,

Now there's a thought. Barclays Bank
Work 'em hard. Work 'em long. Let Sin go.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Work 'em hard. Work 'em long. Let 'em go. Brillo
- Scrub 'n' Toss
Control yourself. Resist Temptation.
- Roger W Hancock,

Control yourself. Brylcreem
For All Your Sin, His Blood's for You!
- Roger W Hancock,
-------  D'Arcy Masius Benton & Bowles
For all you do, this Bud's for you.

This Bud's for you.
Time to shed your sin.  Let's Roll !
 - Roger W Hancock,

Roll that beautiful bean footage. Bush Beans
Sin doesn't think, but you can.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Sin doesn't think, but tempted, you better think twice.
 - Roger W Hancock,

CA. Software that can think. CA
- Computer Associates
All because the Lady sinned.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1968   Leo Burnett
And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.
Sin is what the Sacrifice is for.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Beef. It's what's for dinner. Cattlemen's Beef Board
Do less sinning.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Eet mor chikin.  (Mispelled written by cows) Chick-Fil-A
Christ - the antidote for sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

Christ - the antidote for death.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1982   Publicis
The antidote for civilization.
Club Med
Christ - For the next generation of sinners.
 - Roger W Hancock,

For the next generation of big businesses. Compaq
Step up... From Sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Conseco, Step up. Conseco, Insurance, Annuity
Jesus. The Savior for sinning people.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Copic. The markers that were created for creative people. Copic Markers
Living Water - Sparkling - clenses sin, and crisp as Christ.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1908
Sparkling - harmless as water, and crisp as frost.
The best friend sinners ever had.
- Roger W Hancock,

------ 1938
The best friend thirst ever had.
Rebellion stops here.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1939
Thirst stops here.
Bring in your sin and leave without it.
- Roger W Hancock,

Bring in your sin and leave within.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1940
Bring in your thirst and go away without it
Be really refreshed with sins forgiven.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1959
Be really refreshed.
Play Red Hot without the Sinning.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1994
Play Red Hot Summer.
Don't Sin, Don't Sin Again and Again Don't Sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1995
Play Red Hot Summer Again.
#1 prescribed Savior for overactive sinners.
- Roger W Hancock,

#1 prescribed brand for overactive bladder.
Gotta go gotta go gotta get away from sin!
- Roger W Hancock,

Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now! Detrol
God is fierce when roused. Do not sin!
- Roger W Hancock,

-------          GARG 'N UAIR DHUISGEAR
Fierce when roused.
Double your pleasure, double your fun Satan will gladly double your sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

Double your pleasure, double your fun with  Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint Gum. Doublemint Gum
Double your pleasure without sin, Jesus will gladly double your joy.
- Roger W Hancock,

Double your pleasure. Doublemint Gum
Christ Beaters. Crucifixion for your Sin
 - Roger W Hancock,

Egg Beaters. Taste the healthy side of eggs. Egg Beaters
Depravity. What healty saints and sinners are made of.
 - Roger W Hancock,

What healthy dogs and cats are made of. Eukanuba
- pet food
Farewell to sinning.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Farewell to the ugly cigarette. Eve
- cigarettes
Sinners saved are our most important product.
- Roger W Hancock,

Progress is our most important product. GE -
General Electric Co
Sinning isn't good for you.
- Roger W Hancock,

Guinness is good for you. Guinness
Gambling isn't good for you.
- Roger W Hancock,

Guinnless isn't good for you. Guinness
I Think, therefore I'm tempted.
- Roger W Hancock,

-------          Ogilvy & Mather
I think, therefore IBM.
Think, then repent.
- Roger W Hancock,

Think. IBM
Factoring sin leaves you with less.
- Roger W Hancock,

Intermarket Bank. Factoring at its best. Intermarket Bank
- Austria
Sin first grew from a tree.
- Roger W Hancock,

Where good ideas grow on trees.  (Lloyd Bridges voice-over) International Paper Company
Stop! Cease! Pray!
by Roger W Hancock,

------- 1932   J Walter Thompson
Snap! Crackle! Pop! Rice Krispies. - Rice Krispies

Snap! Crackle! Pop!
You can handle Him. Sin can't.
- Roger W Hancock,

You can handle it. Germs can't.  (Natural Citrus) Listerine
Dare to resist... sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

Dare to diff. LOEB Col
Try Jesus. Drop your vice.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1920s   Lord & Thomas
Reach for a Lucky instead of a sweet.
Lucky Strike Cigarettes
When it's hard to resist sin, get Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock,

It's hard to resist a Lu. Lu Le Petit Ecolier
Lose the Sin. Not the Soul.
- Roger W Hancock,

Lose The Carbs. Not The Taste.  (Ultra)

One sin leads to another.
- Roger W Hancock,

One temptation not resisted leads to another.
- Roger W Hancock,

One thing leads to another. Nescafé
Rethink your last thought.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Rethink your lash look. Neutrogena
Don't be a looser.
- Roger W Hancock,

Don't be a Sinner.
- Roger W Hancock,

Don't be a tosser New South Wales
-  anti-litter
He saves the world's greatest sinners.
- Roger W Hancock,

Jesus has saved some of history's greatest sinners.
- Roger W Hancock,

We take the world's greatest pictures. Nikon
Get into it... Repent
- Roger W Hancock,

Get into it. Nintendo
Take it off. Take all sin off!...The closer to Jesus the more you know you need Salvation.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1966   William Esty Ad Agency
Take it off. Take it all off!...The closer you shave the more you need Noxzema.
Noxzema Shaving Creme
Jesus Christ. Targeted Relief for Sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Nurofen. Targeted Relief for Pain. Nurofen
It doesn't get any better than being cleansed from sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

It doesn't get any better than this! Old Milwaukee
Accept Jesus today... And make the sin go away.
- Roger W Hancock,

Buy Opera today... And make this banner go away. Opera
The power Savior more sinners use.
- Roger W Hancock,

Oral-B. The power toothbrush more dentists use. Oral-B
Repent, confess, accept... Ahhh!
- Roger W Hancock,

Rip, slip, brush... Ahhh!  (Brush-Ups) Oral-B
Jesus Christ. Put your sins on ice.
- Roger W Hancock,

Ore-Ida! It's all-righta! Ore-Ida
Oh, I'd love to be a Spirit-filled sinner.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a Spirit-filled sinner,
All my sin would wash away from me!

- Roger W Hancock,

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me! 
 - Jingle
Oscar Mayer
Don't just cover up your sin. Get Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Don't just cover up bad odors. Get Oust!

Get odors out with Oust.
- odor eliminator
God demands demanding people. Don't Sin!
 - Roger W Hancock,

Oxford. Only for demanding people. Oxford
Jesus Christ. You can't hit sin much harder.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Paramol. You can't hit pain much harder. Paramol
Pearly Gate Group. Innovators in Sinner Immigration.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Pearl Law Group. Innovators in Business Immigration. Pearl Law Group
Salvation, High Octane fuel for eradicating sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

High Octane fuel for working dogs.  (Meaty-Bites) Pedigree
- pet food
Top sinners recommend it.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Top breeders recommend it.  (Pedigree Chum) Pedigree
- pet food
People like Him. Sinners Saved Love Him.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Cars like us. People love us. Pep Boys
 Forgivin' my sinnin', forgettin' my sinnin', cleansin' my sinnin' purfyin' my sinnin', savin' me from burnin', sendin' me to heaven, Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1973   Boase Massimi Pollitt
Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' Pepsi.
Less sin to bounce, when with Christ you flounce.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1950 - 53
More Bounce to the Ounce.
Jesus. For those who sin young
- Roger W Hancock,

Jesus. For those who sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 2002
Pepsi. For those who think young.
Be Young, Have Fun, Don't Sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1993
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Pepsi.
Everyman's a sinner, and every sinner does not wish Hell. All sinners need Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,

Everyman man's a girl-watcher, and every girl wants to be a girl girl-watchers watch.  (Diet) Pepsi-Cola
All the purity without the sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

All the taste, 1/3 of the calories.  (Diet) Pepsi-Cola
Jesus Christ remembers but God forgets the sin. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm
You'll wonder where your sin went when you give your life to Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock,

------- 1956   Foote, Cone & Belding
You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
Stop Sinning. Start Believing.
- Roger W Hancock,

Stop brushing. Start Sonicare. Philips
God, lifts and separates, sinners and saints.
- Roger W Hancock,

Lifts and separates.  (Cross-Your-Heart bra) Playtex
Sinners Saved. Crazy good.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Pop Tarts. Crazy good. Pop-Tarts
Jesus Christ. Kills Sin Dead.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Raid. Kills Bugs Dead. Raid
You got sin on God's love. Better is His Love on your sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
 Well, you got peanut butter on my chocolate!"
Reece's Peanut Butter Cups
Sinning is biting the Hand that made you.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Biting the Hand that Feeds it. The Register
Jesus loved you so much... He bought your sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

I liked you so much I bought the world's sin. - God.
- Roger W Hancock,

I liked it so much I bought the company. Remington
Get revenge, Resist Sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Got pests? Get Revenge! Revenge
Be a Man among Sinners.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Be a Man Among Men. Rhodesian Army
Silly Sinning, the San Francisco Treat.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. Rice-A-Roni
Jesus consumes 1,000,000 times your weight of sin. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Rolaids consume 47 times its weight in excess stomach acid. Rolaids
Get your sin out-of-there!
 - Roger W Hancock,

Get out there. Royal Caribbean cruise lines
Go fresher with JC: Overnight sin is gone. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

------- 1963
Go fresher with RC: Overnight - Americas Number One.
Royal Crown Cola
Sin, No, No. JC, Yes, Yes
 - Roger W Hancock,

------- 1975
No, No, Yes, Yes.
Royal Crown Cola
Shake up your sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

------- 1994
Shake things up.
Royal Crown Cola
It's no secret. I'm a Sinner Saved.
 - Roger W Hancock,

I'm a secret lemonade drinker. R. White's
You can take sin out of the sinner but only Christ can make a sinner a saint.
 - Roger W Hancock,

You can take it out of the country, but you can't take the country out of it. Salem Cigarettes
Smother your instinct. Don't Sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Fuel your instinct. Salomon footwear
Temptation. Strong enough for a man yet made for a woman.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Strong enough for a man; but made for a woman. Secret
Jesus Christ. He's all about sinners saved.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Siebel. It's all about the customer. Siebel Systems, CRM
You're not the only sinner. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

You're not just another customer. SouthTrust Bank
- merge 2004 w/ Wachovia
You can be free from sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

[Ding] You are now free to move about the country. Southwest Airlines
Sorry Charlie! Jesus doesn't  want people with good taste. He wants Sinners who repent.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Sorry, Charlie!  Star Kist doesn't want tuna with good taste. Star Kist wants tuna that tastes good. Star Kist Tuna
Ever get that not-so-fresh feeling? Stop sinning.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling? Summer's Eve
Sinners are requested to become repentent. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Smokers are requested to use Swan Vestas. Swan Vestas
- Long Matches
Jesus, the sinner's match..
 - Roger W Hancock,

The smoker's match. Swan Vestas
- Long Matches
Use sinning sparingly, preferably not at all.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Use matches sparingly. Swan Vestas
- Long Matches
Listen to your sin, Let Jesus into your heart.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Listen to your heart. Tata Indicom - India
Don't mess with Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock,

No sin in Heaven because litter is not allowed.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Don't mess with Texas. Texas
Jesus gets the stains that sin leaves behind.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Tide gets the stains that others leave behind. Tide Detergent
Five out of five preachers recommend Jesus for those who sin. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend Trident sugarless gum for their patients who
chew gum!
Trident Chewing Gum
Get back to your sin and you will die twice.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Get back your 'oo' with Typhoo. Typhoo
- Britain
Loose lips leak sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

Loose Lips Sink Ships. United States  Navy
Drink your vegetables and resist sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Drink your vegetables. Vauxhall MotorsV8
He slices, He dices... All your sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

-------          sales pitch of Ron Popeil
It slices, it dices...
It's no wonder so many sinners, now recommend Jesus Christ.
 - Roger W Hancock,

No wonder so many doctors now smoke and recommend King-Size Viceroys. Viceroy
Only the exclusive Christ delivers you from sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Only the exclusive Viceroy contains 20,000 tiny filters made from pure cellulose - soft-white, natural - twice as many filters as the other two-largest selling filter  brands. That's why Viceroy gives you... the smoothest taste in smoking! Smoke Smoother Viceroy. Viceroy
It's the way He saves sinners that matters.
 - Roger W Hancock,

It's the way it shatters that matters. Violet Crumble
Jesus gets the sin out.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Gets the red out. Visine
Jesus - for the overwhelmed sinner.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Vogue - for the overwhelming minority. Vogue Magazine
Bloody Sacrifice for your sin. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Bloody Volvo driver.  
Most sinners know the difference. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Cats know the difference. Whiskas Cat Food
Think you're a cool cat? Wouldn't you rather be saved from your sin?
 - Roger W Hancock,

There's nothing cats would rather eat.  (Whiskas with Vita-Bites) Whiskas Cat Food
Jesus covers a multitude of sin, even when it causes many chins.
 - Roger W Hancock,

William's. Covers a multitude of Chins. Williams Shaving Cream
No Repentent Sinner left behind.
 - Roger W Hancock,

------- 2008
No Family Left Behind.
World Financial Group
Born to lead a world from sin.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Born to lead. Yamaha
Yup. Sinners Repent.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Yop. Skip & jump. Yoplait
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