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Signs, Bulletins, Newsletters - by Roger W Hancock

   Sayings  -
   Slogans Adapted - Hell   -   Epigrams  --------

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Sayings Adapted or Inspired by Existing Business Slogans.
Within this Category Arranged Alphabetically by Company of Origin.


Adaptations & Inspirations
Original Slogan
There are a million and one excuses. All will send you to Hell.
 - Roger W Hancock,

There are a million and one excuses for not wearing a safety belt. Some are real killers. American Safety Council
So where the bloody hell are you? Hell?
 - Roger W Hancock,

So where the bloody hell are you? Australian Tourist Commission
Don't be a soul thrown on the barbie... Hell?
 - Roger W Hancock,

... throw another shrimp on the barbie ... Australian Tourist Commission
Satan's BBQ - Smell that Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

Bandana's- Bar-B-Q Smell that Smoke Bandana's- Bar-B-Q
Your choice of Hell... Hell, Hell, and Hell.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Your choice of bankruptcy attorneys in silicon Valley. Binder & Malter LLP
Hell Motel. Sinners check in... but don't check out.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Roach Motel. Roaches check in... but they don't check out! Black Flag
 God doesn't forget you have a choice. Heaven or Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

We never forget you have a choice. British Caledonian
Edge is Efficiency unless on the edge of Hell
 - Roger W Hancock,

Edge Is Efficiency. BSE
Hell - The Penalty of Disfellowship.
- Roger W Hancock,

The Penalty of Leadership. Cadillac
We value your time. Don't waste it in Hell.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Centurion Bank. We value your time. Centurion Bank
- India
Millions a day go to Hell. They refused Jesus Christ..
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1917
Three million a day.
Jesus is the distance separating Heaven and Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

Jesus is the shortest distance from you to Heaven.
- Roger W Hancock,

Jesus is the only distance from you to Heaven.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1926
Coca-Cola is the shortest distance between
 thirst and refreshment.
Just for the HELL of it, Jesus died.  
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1997
Just for the taste of it. Diet Coke.
You won't think us silly when sitting in Hell.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Chesterfield 101's, a silly millimeter longer. Chesterfield
- cigarettes
Common Sense? Heaven or Hell?
- Roger W Hancock,

Common sense: Uncommon results. David Ingram
and Associates
Dude, you're going to Hell !   Unless...
- Roger W Hancock,

Dude, you're getting a Dell. Dell
Decelerate Your Soul from Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

Accelerate Your Soul. Dunlop
Hi Mom. Too late for me... Don't let me see you in Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

Hi mum, I'm about to drive back home and, if something happens, I want you to know that... I love you and that you've been a wonderful mother, say dad I'm sorry.

Darling, I'm going there just in a minute. I love you... and, please, tell our children I'll miss them.
Drunk Driving
God & Son - We save people from Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

East/West Mortgage. We put people into homes. East West Mortgage Company
 If you are not wearing God's salvation you wear the sin of Hell's damnation.
- Roger W Hancock,

All my men wear English Leather, or they
wear nothing at all.
English Leather
No Jesus, no salvation - Enjoy Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 1982
No FT, no comment.
Financial Times
Here today, Hell tommorrow?
- Roger W Hancock,

Here today, Where tommorrow? Fortis Bank
What's your life index?  Heaven or Hell?
- Roger W Hancock,

The Index Company. FTSE
Be yourself and go to Hell - Be in Christ and you'll do well.
- Roger W Hancock,

Be yourself and make it a Bud Light Heineken
Hell. Live your way.
- Roger W Hancock,

Hyundai. Drive your way. Hyundai
Once in, you can't get out - Heaven or Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

In-N-Out, In-Out, That's what a hamburgers all about. In-N-Out Burger. In-N-Out Burger
Hell. Accomodates your indiscretions.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Inoxcrom. The writing obsession! Inoxcrom Pens
Hell is more intense than you are.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Jumex. As intense as you are. Jumex
What Happens Here, Sends you to ... Heaven or Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

What Happens Here, Stays Here. Las Vegas
- Convention
& Visitors Auth.
Hell for the sin of it.
- Roger W Hancock,

------- 2007s
Food for the fun of it!
(Frito Lay)
Hell for the Hell of it. . . Go ahead, sin.
- Roger W Hancock,

Fun for the Fun of It  (Fritos) Lays
(Frito Lay)
If you inhale - Try Hell Fire.
- Roger W Hancock,
------- 1932  
Do you inhale? Of course you do! Lucky Strike has dared to raise this vital question because certain impurities concealed in even the finest, mildest tobacco leaves are removed by Lucky's' famous purifying process.
Lucky Strike Cigarettes
In Hell it's light up time.
- Roger W Hancock,

Light up a Lucky Strike, it's light-up time. Lucky Strike Cigarettes
I dreamed a nightmare of Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

-------- 1949   Norman, Craig & Kunnel
I dreamed I went shopping in my Maidenform bra.
It need not be Hell . . . accept Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,

It needn't be hell, with Nicotinel Nicotinel
Stay alive, ditch Hell's hive!
- Roger W Hancock,

Stay alive, ditch the five! No Use For Nickels (NUFN) Organization
Two choices. Why would one choose Hell?
- Roger W Hancock,

Where is it you've always wanted to go―who is it you've always wanted to be. Pan American World Airways
Satan's got deep dark deceit and firey Hell.  Euuuh, yuk. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Mounds got deep dark chocolate and chewy coconut EUUUH. Peter Paul
Candy Bars
Hell. Escape Completely
 - Roger W Hancock,

Escape Completely. Princess Cruises
Get on Top or Pop to Hell. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Once you POP, you can't STOP!
I Hate Hell !
 - Roger W Hancock,

I hate Qantas!
 (spoke - cute little Koala Bear)
Qantas Airlines
Does it make sense to jump out of a warm bed into blazing Hell?.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Does it make sense to jump out of a warm bed into a cold cereal? Quaker Oats
Heaven. Anything less would be Hell. 
 - Roger W Hancock,

Anything less would be uncivilized. Right Guard
Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody likes Hell.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Sara Lee
Heaven demands. Hell dictates.
 - Roger W Hancock,

What Business Demands. Satyam
You can be sure of Hell.
 - Roger W Hancock,

------- 1982
You can be sure of Shell.
Shell Oil
Make a run for the border - Jesus for Heaven - For Hell... Well... You're there without Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock,

Make a run for the border.

You better run for the border.
Taco Bell
You can't stop burning when in Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,

Can't stop walking. Titas Footwear India
How much sin does it take to get to Hell? Just one when not repented.
 - Roger W Hancock,

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop? The world may never know. Tootsie-Pop
Only you can prevent Hell fire. - Drink of living water.
- Roger W Hancock,
-------          Foote, Cone & Belding
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Smokey the Bear
United States Forest Service
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