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The soul that is not finicky loses control of his soul. 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


The cat who doesn't act finicky soon loses control of his owner. 9 Lives Cat Food
Jesus. Because life is tough enough.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Jesus. Because life can be complicated.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Because life's complicated enough. Abbey National Bank - U. K.
Jesus is stronger than all your pain.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Advil. Stronger than pain.
Advil
Jesus is stronger relief, advance to Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

For better relief, advance to Advil! Advil
Jesus. Without Him no one person is complete. 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


AFLAC. Without it no insurance is complete. AFLAC
Jesus. The Strength To Be Straight.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

------- 2008
The Strength to Be There.
AIG
- American Intl. Group Inc.
Jesus, Jesus; oh what a relief He is.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
------- 1976   Jack Tinker & Partners
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is!
Alka Seltzer
The Savior Doctors and Pastors recommend most. 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Anacin: Twice as much of the pain reliever doctors recommend most. Anacin
Trusted for over 2000 years to relieve the bondage of sin. 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains. Anacin
Jesus Christ. Comfort when you need it.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Angel Soft. Comfort where you want it.
(toilet tissue)
Angel Soft
If you drink then drive, you're suicidal, Seek Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


If you drink then drive, you need New Life, Seek Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
If you drink then drive, you're a bloody idiot. Australian road safety campaign
Jesus Stops the Hurt from Hurting.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


It helps the hurt stop hurting.
Bactine Antiseptic
Jesus, Comforts on Contact.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Kills germs and soothes pain on contact. Bactine Antiseptic
Soothing, Damnation Protection - Jesus Christ.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Soothing infection protection. Bactine Antiseptic
Take Christ for pain. Take Christ for life
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Take it for pain. Take it for life.  (Aspirin analgesic) Bayer
Lives are better with Jesus Christ in 'em!
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it! Blue Bonnet
- Margarine
Spilt blood for sin relief.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Thirst pockets for spill relief. Brawny Towels
Like getting a brush for your soul.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Like getting a brush in a bottle. Breck Shampoo
Get Saved. Feel Better. 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

BUPA. Feel better. BUPA - prvt insurance- UK
Nut Cases? Nah! We see the Beauty, Glory and Splendor of Jesus Christ.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
------- 1985   Young & Rubicam
Are you a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut case?
Cadbury
God's word - It does everybody good.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Milk. It does a body good. California Milk Proc. Board
Obsession lies between love and madness; God's Love tames the madness.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Between love and madness lies Obsession. Calvin Klein's
Obsession
Fill your Dead-zone with Jesus Christ.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Camels soothe Your T-Zone. Camel
For Digestion's Sake - Don't Smoke.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


For Heaven's Sake - Don't Smoke.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


For Damnation's Sake - Don't Smoke.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
For Digestion's Sake - Smoke Camels. Camel
More doctors are learning that miracles can happen.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
More doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette. Camel
Your Dead-zone tells you nothing. Fill it with Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Your T-zone will tell you why. Camel
If you smoke, please don't.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


If you smoke, please stop.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


If you smoke, please pray.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

If you smoke, please smoke Carlton. Carlton
- Cigarettes
Jesus - For actually spotless souls.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
For virtually spotless dishes. Cascade
Born weak. Twice Born Tough.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Born Tough. Ceat
Christ is all natural, spiritual and has no caffeine
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

All natural. No Caffeine. Celestial Seasonings Tea
Christ - Healthy Living Style.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Christ - Rightly Living Style.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Centropen. Healthy writing style. Centropen
Only one God really gives a rip, about your soul.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

------- 1986   Saatchi & Saatchi
Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else.
Castlemaine XXXX
Everyday Solutions for everyday situations.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Everyday Solutions. C&G
You Too Can Have A Body Like Christ.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

You Too Can Have A Body Like Mine. Charles Atlas
Best for Bare Souls - Squeeze Jesus!
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Charmin. Best for Bear bottoms.
Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.
Charmin
- toilet tissue
The more you know, the better you feel. ... Jesus, will be there.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
The more you know, the better it looks... Cavalier. We'll be there. Chevrolet
When God is not enough... - Never happens!
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
When Good is not enough.  (Chev. Aveo) Chevrolet
Human Energy.  Powered by God.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Human Energy. Chevron
Jesus Christ, Son of God, Can't be Beat.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


To be big and strong, have fun in faith.
Live in
Jesus Christ, everyone.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Cocoa Wheat, Cocoa Wheat, can't be beat! It's the creamy hot cereal with the cocoa treat. To be big and strong, have lots of fun. Eat Cocoa Wheat everyone!    - Jingle Cocoa Wheat
Crazy with Christ!.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Crazy with chips! Chips Ahoy
Go Cuckoo for Jesus Christ.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cocoa Puffs
Saved Souls - Superior by Design.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Software Superior by design. Compuware Corporation
For headache and exhaustion rest in Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
------- 1900
For headache and exhaustion drink Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola
Jesus Christ is a delightful, palatable, healthful Savior.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Jesus Christ is a delightful, palatable, saving Savior.

- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
------- 1904
Coca-Cola is a delightful, palatable, healthful beverage.
Coca-Cola
Don't wear a tired, weary face. Put on Jesus!
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
------- 1933
Don't wear a tired, thirsty face.
Coca-Cola
When it it's hard to get started, Start with Jesus Christ..
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
------- 1933
When it's hard to get started, Start with a Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola
Jesus keps you feeling right.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
------- 1935
The drink that keeps you feeling right.
Coca-Cola
Nice armor - God's Armor
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Nice pants. Dockers
King of Lives - Dr. Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


King of Messages - Dr. Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

King of Beverages. Dr Pepper
The worst that can happen . . . is to not know Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


What's the worst that can happen? Dr Pepper
Jesus Christ - A better way to Beauty!
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

A better way to shop for health & beauty! Drugstore.com
Jesus. The best you can do for your soul.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

The best you can do for your dog. Eukanuba
- pet food
Holy Spirit - Your natural and only source of Living Water.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Your natural source of youth. Evian
Jesus Christ, The Soul-ache Medicine
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Excedrin. The Headache Medicine. Excedrin
I'm not a doctor, but Jesus Christ can doctor your soul.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 


I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.
Excedrin
Jesus has more than twice the life of ordinary life.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Geritol has more than twice the iron of
 ordinary supplements.
Geritol
I eat right, exercise and worship Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
I eat right, exercise and take Geritol. Geritol
Get Saved, Feel Better, Live Longer.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Do More, Feel Better, Live Longer. GlaxoSmith Kline Co.
- pharma
Live lighter and Longer with Christ as your diet.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Live lighter, Love Longer.  (Science Diet) Hills Pet Nutrition
Superior nutrition for the life of your salvation.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Superior nutrition for the life of your pet.  (Science Diet) Hills Pet Nutrition
Are you fit for the King?
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Fit for a king. Imperial Margarine
Great Living - Starts with Jesus inside.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Great computing starts with Intel inside.     (Core_2 Duo) Intel
- microprocessors
Christ's Energy is Life.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Bring Energy To Life. IOC
Indian Oil Corp
Salvation - 100% pure.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

------- 1882
99 and
44/100%
percent pure.
Ivory Soap
Proctor & Gamble Co.
Jesus Christ. Your partner in eternal soul care.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Your partner in integrated health care. Janssen-Cilag
- pharma
Summer Time, Winter Time, God is always Love.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Summer shack. Food is Love. Jasper White's Summer Shack
J-E-S-U-S . . . He's Alive!
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
J-E-L-L-O... It's alive! Jell-O
Lotions, potions, God has oceans of love.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

------- 1901
With Lotions of Love.
Jergen's Skincare Products
Live smoother, die higher.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

"Run faster, jump higher. Keds
PF Flyers Sneaker
Christians are uncommonly made yet uncommonly saved.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Keebler. Uncommonly made, uncommonly good. Keebler
The best each morning is waking up with Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
The best to you each morning. - Frosted Flakes Kellogg's
Not to heavy not to light, Jesus the spiritual diet right.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Not to heavy not to light, Jesus, just all right.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Not too heavy, not too light, it's just right! - Kelloggs Just Right Kellogg's
Remember the Good Times, Jesus has greater times.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Fly the Good Times. Kingfisher Airlines
100% Natural and 100% real Spirit.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
100% Natural and 100% real tea. Lipton
Life if you die. Death if you don't.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Cash if you die. Cash if you don't.  (Insurance) Lloyds
Releasing your spirit.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Releasing Your Potential. Logica
Life is too short for average living.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Life is too short for average food. The Loop Pizza Grill
Live healthy. Live Happy. Live longer with Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Live healthy. Live happy. Live Longs. Longs Drugs
Get Jesus or get toasted!
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

It's Toasted. Lucky Strike Cigarettes
No filtered tips in Hell.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Lucky Strike/Means Filter Tips. Lucky Strike Cigarettes
Love melts the stony heart.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
------- 1954   Ted Bates & Co
M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

------ 1954   Ted Bates & Co
The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
M&Ms
At work, rest and play, you get three great lives in Jesus
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
------- 1978
At work, rest and play, you get three great tastes in a Milky Way.
Mars
 Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she has Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybelline
Love, Joy, Peace... Feels as good as it sounds.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Tastes as good as it smells. Maxwell House Coffee 
The loneliest man in town needs Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

The loneliest man in town. Maytag
If the Maytag repairman is lonely he needs Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Our repairmen are the loneliest guys in town. Maytag
Jesus. Naturally better than the alternative.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Naturally better than the alternative. Mosi-guard Natural
Jesus Heals - Because your life is more than just pain.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Because your period's more than a pain. Mydol
All you need is Jesus
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
All you need is Midol. Mydol
Buckle up in Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Buckle up for Safety National Highway Traffic Safety Administration
The closer to Jesus, the better you feel.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

The closer you get, the better you look. Nice 'n' Easy Shampoo
Weaker together in Jesus we're stronger.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Together we're stronger. Norwich Union
- United Kingdom
 
For a treat of Love instead of just a treatment... We recommend Jesus Christ.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Not a single cough in Heaven.

- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

For a treat instead of a treatment... I recommend Old Gold cigarettes.

Not a Cough in a Carload .
Old Gold Cigarettes
Jesus Christ. Use as Needed. Always.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


You can count on Jesus who cares.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Osco Drug. Use as Needed.

Sav-on Drugs. Use as Needed.

Count on people who care.
Osco Drugs
/ Sav-on Drugs
This is your brain. Without Jesus Your Brain will Die.  Any Questions?
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? Partnership for a Drug-Free America
Helping you live a longer life.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Helping your dog live a fuller life.  (Canada) Pedigree
- pet food
Heaven. Happy and Healthy.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

You keep them happy, we'll keep them healthy.  (Australia, New Zealand) Pedigree
- pet food
Praying for a Healthier World.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Working For A Healthier World. Pfizer
- pharma
Less irritating to the soul.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Less irritating to the throat. Philip Morris
2003, changed to Altria Group, Inc.
Pop on Top Lest Your Soul Pop. 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Once you pop, the fun don't stop.
 
Pringles
Now It's Jesus for those who feel young.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
------- 1961
Now It's Pepsi for Those Who Think Young.
Pepsi-Cola
The Best part of waking up is Jesus in your cup. 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. Procter & Gamble
A soul in need. needs Christ indeed.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

A nose in need, deserves Puffs indeed. Puffs
Nothing is better for thee than He.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Nothing is better for thee, than me. Quaker Oats
It's a lot less bother than to falter.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

------- 1985   WCRS
It's a lot less bovver than a hover.
Qualcast Concord
Jesus - Central heating for hearts.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Central heating for kids. Ready Brek porridge
I am what I am - In Jesus I'm New.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

I am what I am. Reebok
Growth is life. Jesus extends the warrantee.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Growth Is Life. Reliance
- India
Life. Jesus absorbs the worry.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

------- 1980
It even absorbs the worry.
Rely Tampon
Hear What You Need, When You Need.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Hear What You Like, When You Like. Rex Records
How do you spell relief?    J - E - S - U - S 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Rolaids
Jesus warms cold hearted hearts.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
------- 1970
We cool off hot towns.
Royal Crown Cola
Jesus. Engage your mind.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Saab. Move your mind. Saab
Christ. Your Life in mind
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Sage. your business in mind. Sage Software
Jesus. The healthiest decision.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Sandoz. A healthy decision. Sandoz
- pharma
You'll feel the difference the moment you repent..
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

You'll feel the difference the moment you lay down. Serta Mattresses
Go Well. Go Living Well.  - Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Go Well. go Shell. Shell Oil. Shell Oil
Jesus is a great way to live.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Singapore Girl, you're a great way to fly. Singapore Airlines
For the better life it's hard to beat Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

For good nutrition, its hard to beat Skippy.
 (Annette Funicello -spokesperson)
Skippy
- Peanut Butter
Need a moment? Be quick. The next may be your last.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix. Snickers
Jesus fits the lonely pits.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

When you've got a snack gap, Twix fits. Snickers
Time to get peppy... Be Happy
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Isn't it time you changed your nappy? Snugglers
Don't be snippy, Get busy with Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Get busy with the fizzy. Soda Stream
Life protection you can feel.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Dry protection you can touch.  (Dry Max) Stayfree
- feminine
Looks invisable. Feels great.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Looks ugly. Tastes great.  (plastic bottle) Stella Artois
Feel Good. When our Good God has saved your soul!
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


So you can feel good about being good, and OK about being bad. Subway
I warn you now, you're not going to like getting older... Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles.
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I warn you now, you're not going to like getting older... more wrinkles, then death ... unless...
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------- 1970s   Freberg Ltd.
I warn you in advance, I'm not going to like your prunes...Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles.
Sunsweet
Heartier hearts. Healthier lives.
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Heartier nooks. healthier grannies. (Hearty Grains) Thomas'
Soul clean...as clean and fresh as baby Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

------- 1958
Tide clean...as clean and fresh as a sea breeze.
Tide Detergent
I love what He did for me - Jesus Christ. 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

I love what you do for me - Toyota! Toyota
Specially conceived for healthy souls and lives.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Specially conceived for healthy souls.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Specially made for healthy kids. Tropicana
Jesus makes hearts happy.
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Makes mouths happy. Twizzler
Jesus. The pain reliever hospitals should use more.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

 
Tyenol. The pain reliever hospitals use most. Tyenol
We might just make you feel better.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

It might just make you feel better. Vauxhall MotorsV8
Jesus Christ. Doctor of lost souls.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV... Vick's Formula 44
How Are You? - Jesus knows wherever your soul is at.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

How Are You? Vodafone
Have you ever wondered if Jesus wonders. I wonder what he would wonder about. You?
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


Have you ever wondered how the man who drives a snowplow drives to the snowplow? Volkswagen
For the pains of your soul, Try Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


If gas pains persist, try Volkswagen.

Relieves gas pains.
Volkswagen
If only everything in life was as reliable as Jesus.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


If only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen. Volkswagen
It's what's inside that counts. Do You Have Jesus Inside?
- Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

It's what's up front that counts. Winston
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Your soul wears well when walking with Jesus. 
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Wears like a pig's nose - W.M. Finck&Co.
Men's Overalls
Creating and Caring for New Life.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Yamanouchi. Creating and Caring... for life. Yamanouchi
All the best from God... Jesus Christ.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com


All the best from Yorkshire. Yorkshire Tea
Get the Jesus sensation.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

Get the sensation. York Peppermint Patty
God did not just Apply Science, God created the principles.
 - Roger W Hancock, www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com

------- 1981   Geers Gross
The appliance of science.
Zanussi
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