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Finance |
Adaptations &
Inspirations
|
Original Slogan
|
Origin
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Bank your soul on
Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus Christ. The Best spirtual Bank.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Britain's best
business bank. |
AIB
- Allied Irish Bank
- Britain |
Setting the
Standards. - God.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
God Sets the
Standards.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Setting The Standards. |
Airbus |
An asset to your
soul.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
An asset to your
business. |
Alex Lawrie
- factoring svcs. |
Real Solutions for a
Real World.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Steel Solutions For A Better World. |
Arcelor |
Why pay? When Jesus
paid All.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Why pay more? |
ASDA |
Christ's death. That
was God's price.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
That's ASDA price. |
ASDA |
God has the
highest standards.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Higher Standards. |
Bank Of America |
Heaven's Bank of
Opportunity
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Bank of Opportunity. |
Bank Of America |
Jesus
Christ-card. The Key
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Barclaycard. The Key. (Credit card) |
Barclays Bank |
It's
God's business to know your business.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
It's our business to know your business. |
Barclays Bank |
The Greatest Seminar on Earth - Christ's
Resurection.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Salvation Seminar this Sunday.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The
Greatest Show on Earth. |
Barnum & Bailey Circus |
Jesus Christ. Your
lender of life.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Baron Mortgage
Corp. Your lender for life. |
Baron Mortgage
Corporation |
Jesus Christ. Good News Before the Market Knows.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Barron's. News Before the Market Knows. |
Barron's |
Jesus Christ.
How a life becomes wealth.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
How money becomes wealth. |
Barron's |
Jesus Christ. How a smart life gets that way.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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How the smart money gets that way. |
Barron's |
God forgives, Satan
Bankrupts.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Bankruptcy works! |
Bayer, Wishman &
Leotta law firm |
Jesus is the
Opportunity.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
There's Opportunity Here. |
BB&T Corporation |
God... Controls the World
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Black Flag.
Control Your World. |
Black Flag |
Jesus makes business
ethical.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
make business easy. |
BLogic Systems
|
Advertising Saves
Souls
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Advertising pays. |
Business
Industry Maxim |
God Created the
higher Standard.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Creating a Higher Standard. |
Cadillac |
Satan - Standard of
the World
God - Standard of Heaven & Earth.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Standard of the World. |
Cadillac |
Crucifixion
- The Price of Massiahship.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The Penalty of Leadership. |
Cadillac |
Why
settle when you can have Jesus?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Why settle when you can Select.
(Select) |
Campbell's Soup |
Jesus Paid ! ... What's in your wallet?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus paid with
His blood! ... What's in your wallet?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 2008
What's In Your Wallet?
|
Capital One
|
Heaven 77 - Real
Estate for beyond this world.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Century 21. Real Estate for your
world. |
Century 21 |
Jesus has every solution for every situation.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Everyday Solutions. |
C&G |
Jesus is ... the
rock!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Like a Rock. (Chev. Trucks)
(Inspired by "Like a Rock" Bob Seger 1986) |
Chevrolet |
A rich Bethlemen
peasant.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
...rich Corinthian leather.
(spoke - Ricardo Montalban) |
Chrysler |
Live richly in
heavenly places.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Live richly. |
Citibank |
Jesus Christ - The life of quality.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1906
& 1907
The drink of quality. |
Coca-Cola |
Christ adds life
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1976
Coke adds life. |
Coca-Cola |
I'd rather have Jesus
than silver or gold.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
I'd rather have a bowl of
Coco Pops. |
Coco Pops |
God's Wealth Makes It
Happen.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Commonwealth. Make it happen. |
Commonwealth
Bank of Australia |
God Churches. Leaders in J.C. value.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Compuware. The leader in IT value. |
Compuware Corporation |
God & Co. - The right
kind of soul company.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
ConAgra. The right kind of food company. |
ConAgra Foods |
The greatest saving
Savior in the world.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The coldest tasting beer in the world
(Light) |
Coors |
Jesus Christ. The Savior for
sustainable life development.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Dexia, the bank for sustainable
development.
|
Dexia
Bank
- Belgium |
For
successful living
- Get Saved.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
For
successful living
you need Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
For successful living. |
Diesel |
Jesus Christ. His life is key.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Heaven. The Christ is key.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Diners Club. The
Card is key. |
Diners Club
- credit card |
Heaven the World's
only Free Market Place.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The World's Online Market Place. |
eBay |
Exceed your vision,
look beyond life.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Exceed Your
Vision. |
Epson |
Jesus. The Leader in
Business to ethics and success.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The Leader in Business to Business and Marketing
Solutions!
|
Ethan's
- Paper Products
|
Have you mortgaged
your soul?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
1st Mortgage. When Service Matters. |
First Mortgage Company |
Every Fortune has a
Story. The Real Fortune is in Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Every Fortune has a
Story. The Real Story is in Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Every FORTUNE
Tells The Story. |
Fortune
- business magazine |
Life - Pay up now or
pay up later.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Pay me now or pay me later. (The
Auto Mechanic) |
Fram filters |
I have good
news... my soul was saved by switching to JESUS.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
I have good news...I just saved a bunch of money
on my car insurance by switching to GEICO. |
Geico |
Jesus, In business
for life.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
In Business For Life. |
Genentech |
Inovation, Insight,
Sacrifice.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Innovation. Insight.
Integrity. |
Infotech |
Heaven Direct. Save Your Soul!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
ING Direct. Save Your Money! |
ING Direct Bank |
Some of God's blessings grow on trees.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Where good ideas grow on trees.
(Lloyd Bridges voice-over) |
International Paper Company |
Jesus Christ has
cornered all markets in Heaven
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus Christ cornered the market on Salvation
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
We corner the market. |
Irving Rivers Ltd. |
If all the world were
Jesus filled, Satan would close up shop.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
If all the world were Jell-O And whipped cream filled the
sea, Then the only spoon from here to the moon Would have to
belong to me. - jingle |
Jell-O |
Jesus was
undersold.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Never knowingly undersold. |
John Lewis
-
partnership card |
Heaven's Gold. Want
some?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Lay's. Want some? |
Lays
(Frito Lay) |
Add Jesus. Subtract
more sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Add Listerine. Subtract more plaque. (Cool Mint) |
Listerine |
Bad for
transgression, good for life.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Bad for bacteria, good for gums. |
Listerine |
Spiritual
Jewelry - Jesus in your heart.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Liquid jewelry. |
Lorr Laboratories
Nail Polish |
It pays to
save.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
It pays to know Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus paid.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Advertising pays. |
Marketing
Industry Maxim |
There are some things
money can't buy. Salvation is free.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
There are some
things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard. |
Mastercard |
Soul Shoppe.
100% Pure Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Medicine Shoppe.
100% Pure Pharmacy.
What a Pharmacy was meant to be. |
Medicine Shoppe
Pharmacy |
Right service.
Right price. - Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Right service.
Right price. |
Meineke |
Jesus the Lamb is bullish on America.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
1973 Ogilvy &
Mather
Merrill Lynch is bullish on America. |
Merrill Lynch |
Jesus Christ - Rich and Saving.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Michelob
AmberBock. Rich and Smooth. |
Michelob |
Jesus Christ - is the
Savings officer at Heaven's Bank
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Midland Bank.
Come and talk to the listening bank. |
Midland
Bank
- 1992 merged
w/ HSBC |
Jesus Christ. One
Soul At A Tiime
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Morgan Stanley. One Client At A Time. |
Morgan Stanley |
Hey, big spender,
save a dime for Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Hey, big
spender, spend a little dime on me. (sung by Edie Adams)
|
Muriel Cigars |
Faith - Stock
Market for Heaven
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Stock Market For The Digital World. |
NASDAQ |
Jesus the only way,
to save and invest your life, talk to Jesus.
by Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
NatWest. Another
way. To save and invest, talk to Natwest. |
NatWest Bank |
The World puts stock
in Hell - We put ours in Heaven
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The World Puts
Its Stock In US. |
NYSE |
God knows you by
name, not a number.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Where you're a name, not a number. |
Oklahoma city University |
Salvation Card.
Sinner Value Chain.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
OMC Card.
Customer Value Chain. |
OMC
-credit card
-Japan |
Runs forever, costs nothing, and never drops you.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Runs Faster. Costs less. and never breaks. |
Oracle |
Jesus Power to help
you succeed.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The power to help you succeed. |
Pacific Life Insurance |
Ask the man who owns
the world.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1925
Austin Bement, Inc.
Ask the Man who Owns One. |
Packard,
|
It pays to pray.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
It pays to fly. |
Pan American
World Airways |
Quest for Zero Defect
with Christ.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Quest for Zero
Defect, Found and Paid by Christ.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The Quest for Zero Defect
with Panasonic. |
Panasonic |
The wine of Christ is
not for sale. Jesus already paid.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
At Paul Masson, we will sell no wine before its time.
(Spoke - Orson Welles) |
Paul Masson Wines |
Why settle for less
when Christ is Best.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1949
Why Take Less When Pepsi's Best. |
Pepsi-Cola |
More value for your
life.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
More value at no cost
to you!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1939
Twice as Much for a Nickel, too! |
Pepsi-Cola |
Pump your tithe back into Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Pump your
money back into Canada. |
Petro Canada |
Growing And Protecting Your Heavenly
Wealth
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Growing and
protecting wealth in Heaven.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Growing And Protecting Your Wealth. |
Prudential Insurance
Co. |
Get
a piece of the Rock. Get Jesus
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Get a piece of the Rock. - Prudential Insurance Co |
Prudential Insurance
Co. |
Get a Piece of the
Rock - Jesus
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus is the whole rock.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The Piece of the Rock. |
Prudential Insurance
Co. |
Helping you plan for
Heaven today.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Helping you plan for tomorrow... today. |
Pruett & Associates
- insurance |
Salvation. Long on
value.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Purex. Long on value. (toilet tissue) |
Purex |
Because your worth it, Christ died.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Because your worth it. |
Reebok |
Do you love Jesus
enugh to give him your last dime?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Do you love anyone enough to give them your last
Rolo. |
Rolo confectionery |
Receive the one who
won your soul.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1981
Taste the one that won. |
Royal Crown Cola |
Most will not
apply. By default they'll be damned
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
99.9% need not
apply. Royal Marines commandos |
Royal Marines
commandos |
Jesus. Great
features. Affordable Lives.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Ryobe. Pro
Features. Affordable Prices. |
Ryobe |
Christ did not pay
the fiddler.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
One fiddler you won't have to pay. |
Sanka Coffee |
Salvation. Value from
faith.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Santander. Value from ideas. |
Santander
Group |
The best-ran
businesses have Jesus in the owner.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The
best-run businesses run SAP. |
SAP
- Germany |
No Dicker Sticker. Christ paid the Price.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
No-dicker sticker. |
Saturn |
You can be richer than your bankbook shows.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
You're Richer Than You Think. |
Scotiabank
- Canada |
Good
life, great price, already paid by Christ
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Good life, great prices.
The Good Life at a Great Price. Guaranteed. |
Sears |
Great Lives, no prices.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Good life, great prices. |
Sears |
Ensuring Salvation.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Ensuring Customer Success. |
Siebel Systems, CRM |
Jesus - A Son well
spent.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
We are spared by the Son God spent.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1948
A buck well spent. |
Springmaid Sheets |
Forget the box, Think
outside your Life. Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Think outside the bun. |
Taco
Bell |
Jesus is the Bingo of
your life.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1994
HHCL
You know when you've been Tango'd. |
Tango
soft drink |
Stop living in the red. -Abandon
Sin!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Don't stop living in the red. (Target's red logo) |
Target Stores |
Eternal Life. Expect more. Pay
less.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Target. Expect More. Pay Less. |
Target Stores
|
Heaven - More Love
Per Ca.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Reclaim your inheritance, Love Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Even More Car Per Ca.
Reclaim your life. (Safari
Dicor) |
Tata Motors |
Jesus Christ. Invest
with Faith.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 2008
Invest with confidence. |
T-Rowe
Price |
Become fluxible with
Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Business
Fluxibility. |
T Systems |
Jesus was not cheap nor
expensive for your needs.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Could be cheap. Could be expensive. Visa. All your need. |
Visa |
Saints for
Heaven. Sinners wanted.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1995
Arnold
Communications
Volkswagen.
Driver's Wanted. |
Volkswagen |
Quality salvation,
lovingly priced.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Quality food, honestly priced. |
Waitrose |
Jesus. Always price
paid. Always.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Always low prices. Always. |
Wal-Mart |
Save money. Pray
don't Play.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Save money. Live better. |
Wal-Mart |
Heaven Mutual. More interest in
Love, Joy & Peace.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 2008
Washington Mutual. More human interest. |
Washington Mutual
- WAMU |
Jesus has the power.
Say Yes to the Power.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Washington Mutual. The power of yes. |
Washington Mutual
- WAMU |
The bottom line is
your soul's value.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Bottom line, a better value. |
Wausau Insurance |
Saving many more than
just our souls.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Western
Union.
Sending so much more then money. |
Western Union |
Jesus saves good,
like the Savior should.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Winston tastes good like a
cigarette should.
Winston tastes good like a...
{Clap! Clap!}
cigarette should.
Winston tastes like a cigarette should. |
Winston
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co. |
More reasons to shop
with Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
More reasons to shop at Morrisons. |
WM Morrisons |
Jesus Christ & Co. The People Company.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus
Christ & Co. The Salvation Company.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus
Christ & Co. The Heaven People.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Xerox. The
Document Company. |
Xerox Corporation
|
Heaven. The smarter
way to spend your soul.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus Christ. The smarter way to
send your soul.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus Christ. The smarter way to
spend your soul.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Xoom.
The smarter way to send money. |
Xoom |
