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Most of these sayings are very original, while others are inspired by longer existing Sayings.
Although many will not be fully scriptural, none should be contrary to the Word of God. 



Sayings for Church Signs, Bulletins, Newsletters - by Roger W Hancock

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Humor   -   humorous  ---------

God has a sence of humor... He has me and wants you!

- Roger W Hancock,

These have been collected from among the other categories of the original sayings.
Most are just humorous as opposed to funny and although humorous may be dead serious.

Collected from other pages - 45 Sayings of 5,000+ Original Sayings

Careful when you curse. God might comply.

- Roger W Hancock,

I'd hate to be damned on the wind of a curse!)

An apple one day, when Eve had her way, took pure health away.
- Roger W Hancock,

God has a sence of humor... He has me and wants you!

- Roger W Hancock,

Slavery was abolished but no one told Satan.

- Roger W Hancock,

Avoid the fruits of sin. Get out of Satan's orchard.

- Roger W Hancock,

The first congresses spoke of God nearly as often as Nixon cursed.
- Roger W Hancock,

Sin Causes Eternal Human Combustion
- Roger W Hancock,

Father's prayers covered us, when we got away with it.

- Roger W Hancock,

The wages of sin will soon be paid, death with Hell as a bonus!
- Roger W Hancock,

The gates of Hell, are always open!
- Roger W Hancock,

If God created man as apes we would look like apes.

- Roger W Hancock,

Some vessels God must 'shake before using'.

- Roger W Hancock,

Heaven is an exclusive club, you got to know, JESUS!
- Roger W Hancock,

 God programmed mortality into our DNA.  Jesus is the add-on for eternal life.
- Roger W Hancock,

The Dummy's Guide to Life; The Bible.
- Roger W Hancock,

Atheists do not exist, they only think they do.
- Roger W Hancock,

Noah's Ark was the first animal sanctuary.

- Roger W Hancock,

We do not charm snakes... but Satan does.
- Roger W Hancock,

Without God, man hopes there is no God.

- Roger W Hancock,

Agnostics sitting on a fence - to burn, or not to burn?

- Roger W Hancock,

The atheist prays there is no God.

- Roger W Hancock,

Christian Marriage is a three-some - husband, wife & God.

- Roger W Hancock,

No animals are harmed during our worship.
- Roger W Hancock,

We do not believe in atheism, so atheists do not exist.
- Roger W Hancock,

You never see a Psychic win the lottery.  Perhaps, they see the folly?

- Roger W Hancock,

Marriage is an occupation. Fail and you're fired.
- Roger W Hancock,

You took the vows to love forever...  Now do it !
- Roger W Hancock,

My sin beats your sin.  You should be here too !

- Roger W Hancock,

Satan Causes Spontaneous Human Combustion
- Roger W Hancock,

Don't make God spank you !

- Roger W Hancock,

Excuses, excuses,   Tell it to God.

- Roger W Hancock,

Loving your enemies, annoys them.

- Roger W Hancock,

Plan ahead, Noah did!

- Roger W Hancock,

If you don't wish to hear us now you'd wish you had when found in Hell.

- Roger W Hancock,

Salvation,  Free! Time is limited!
- Roger W Hancock,

A Walk With God May Not Be Easy, but is Never, Ever Boring.
- Roger W Hancock,

Jesus is the coupon to receive your free salvation.
- Roger W Hancock,

Terror Alert :  Satan lurks.

- Roger W Hancock,

God reveals Jesus on a need to know basis.

 - Roger W Hancock,

Don't play hooky, come to church.

- Roger W Hancock,

Clearance !    The end of time draws nigh !

- Roger W Hancock,

Whatever ! . . .   It's your soul !

- Roger W Hancock,

Laughing is like looking to the sky; laugh for whatever reason and others will join you.
- Roger W Hancock,

Laughing is therapeutic. Perhaps the ‘laughing insane’ have it together.

- Roger W Hancock,

Humor, whether told or heard depends upon the resonance within ones head.

- Roger W Hancock,

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