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Careful when you curse. God might comply.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com

(
I'd hate to be damned on the wind of a curse!)


An apple one day, when Eve had her way, took pure health away.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



God has a sence of humor... He has me and wants you!

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Slavery was abolished but no one told Satan.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Avoid the fruits of sin. Get out of Satan's orchard.

- Roger W Hancock, www.PoetPatriot.com



The first congresses spoke of God nearly as often as Nixon cursed.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Sin Causes Eternal Human Combustion
.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Father's prayers covered us, when we got away with it.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



The wages of sin will soon be paid, death with Hell as a bonus!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com


The gates of Hell, are always open!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



If God created man as apes we would look like apes.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Some vessels God must 'shake before using'.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Heaven is an exclusive club, you got to know, JESUS!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



 God programmed mortality into our DNA.  Jesus is the add-on for eternal life.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



The Dummy's Guide to Life; The Bible.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Atheists do not exist, they only think they do.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Noah's Ark was the first animal sanctuary.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



We do not charm snakes... but Satan does.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com


Without God, man hopes there is no God.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
 

Agnostics sitting on a fence - to burn, or not to burn?

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



The atheist prays there is no God.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Christian Marriage is a three-some - husband, wife & God.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



No animals are harmed during our worship.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



We do not believe in atheism, so atheists do not exist.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com


You never see a Psychic win the lottery.  Perhaps, they see the folly?

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Marriage is an occupation. Fail and you're fired.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



You took the vows to love forever...  Now do it !
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



My sin beats your sin.  You should be here too !

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Satan Causes Spontaneous Human Combustion
.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Don't make God spank you !

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Excuses, excuses,   Tell it to God.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Loving your enemies, annoys them.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com


Plan ahead, Noah did!

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



If you don't wish to hear us now you'd wish you had when found in Hell.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Salvation,  Free! Time is limited!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



A Walk With God May Not Be Easy, but is Never, Ever Boring.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Jesus is the coupon to receive your free salvation.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Terror Alert :  Satan lurks.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



God reveals Jesus on a need to know basis.

 - Roger W Hancock, www.PoetPatriot.com



Don't play hooky, come to church.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Clearance !    The end of time draws nigh !

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Whatever ! . . .   It's your soul !

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Laughing is like looking to the sky; laugh for whatever reason and others will join you.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Laughing is therapeutic. Perhaps the ‘laughing insane’ have it together.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



Humor, whether told or heard depends upon the resonance within ones head.

- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com



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