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Collected Sayings for the Church
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NOTE: You may freely use the messages on this page.
- Authors Unknown - ( Believed to be Public Domain )
These Messages are from actual signs or from lists for use on
signs.
Some have been edited by the PoetPatriot, for shortening
or clarity. I gave up the editing as so many are just plain lame.
The shorter the message, the easier to read when
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57 Collected Sayings |
Messages For Church Signs, Bulletins or Newsletters.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Miscellaneous
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24 Hour LiveGuard On Duty - See John 3:16
Lost Time Is Never Found.
Contentment - Enjoying the Scenery On A Detour.
A shut mouth gathers no foot.
Ever seen a U-haul behind a hearse?
It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Attitude is the crayon that colors our world!
A loose tongue often gets into a tight place.
If evolution were true, mothers would have 3 arms.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Silence is not always golden, sometimes it's just yellow.
A gentle answer deflects anger, but a harsh word makes tempers flare.
Cataclysmic war is inevitable! Come, we'll share the only key to the only Hiding
Place.
Free will always chooses
according to one’s strongest motive and disposition.
Staying in bed shouting, oh God! does not constitute going to church.
In a world full of conflict, celebrating ___ years of unity.
Beacon On The Bay. Look for God between the lines.
For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets".
- accompanied by a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten
Commandments are inscribed.
It's never too soon to plan for eternity.
Happy Hour - Sunday at 11AM.
What's in a name? "Nevaeh" (
Heaven backwards )
The Bethel Experience.
After en-lightenment... the laundry!
Today's heavenly forecast - Reign forever!
Church parking only. Violators may be Baptized.
Diamonds are formed from coal that outlasted the pressure on them.
Ain't no party like a Holy Ghost party, 'cause a Holy Ghost party don't stop.
Professionals Built The
Titanic. Amateurs Built The Ark.
We use Duct Tape to fix everything. God used nails.
A clean conscience makes a
soft pillow.
A clear conscience makes a
soft pillow.
Feel the wind? Catch the Spirit!
Never test the water with both
feet
Failure Isn't falling down - It's staying down.
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Each person is wonderfully made.
Do you need Rebaptism
Engage in the new ways.
Teach us what you know.
Stop your doubting and pouting.
Pick your friends, but not to pieces.
The answer is blowin' in the wind of Pentecost.
Happiness is an inside job.
Fire inside.
Who are you?
Have you laughed today?
What tune are you playing?
Cool off in our Baptismal font.
Attitude is the Crayon that colors our World.
Your past cannot be altered, but your future can.
Change your thoughts and you change the world.
Crayons are diverse, but they live in the same box.
Summer: A Great Time for Personal
Re-creation.
No two Christians will ever meet for the last time.
If your too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Don't be so open-minded. Your brains fall out.
The Rapture! Separation of Church and State.
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