Twitter Rhymes
Twittered Originals by Roger

 A Twitter Rhyme is a rhyme that includes any of the words, Twitter, Twittering, Twittered, Twitterer, Tweet, Tweeting or other activity associated with the internet. Yes, the name of and slang for the actions on Twitter.com.  A Twitter Rhyme must have 140 or less characters and spaces so as to fit within the confines of Twitter’s viewing parameters. And should rhyme or somewhat have a rhythm.

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Twitter flutter fingers nimble; message typed to send on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter a note to the Twitter bird, better yet to twitter brother.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Wittier is the twitterer, sending jokes on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter flutters as keyboards twitter.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter to the nations, twitter to your friends.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Tisk, task; twitter, twitter; typing letters fast on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

One lines better when written on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

No more fetters, we’re free on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Better the debtor to learn on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Little this, little that, greater yet on Twitter.    - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

140 enough to say, anything on twitter.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Better not, except on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter Rhymes with letter. 140 letters to rhyme on twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Love letters where all can see, show your love on Twitter.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Will you be mine? Twitter me now. Spell your love on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Short letter in one line, typing it on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

140 to the letter when twittered down on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Polyphonic letters matter, reading them on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Could an encyclical letter, be sent on Twitter?   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter a note to the Twitter bird, better yet to a friend on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter now, twitter then, type it now on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter is as twitter reads, better letter typed on twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Cold type setter of ages past could not imagine Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Matters little, if little matters; greater when said on Twitter.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Concisely said, when said on Twitter. Say it now on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

© copyright September 20, 2009, Roger W Hancock www.PoetPatriot.com

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 Roger’s Twitter Rhymes
Twittered Classic Rhymes

Rhymes based upon the classic children rhymes.  Some are modified while some are tweaked; others have been inspired becoming whole new rhymes.  Each conforms to 140 or less characters and spaces.

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Twitter one, twitter all; twitter me on Twitter now.      - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter dee, Twitter dum, Twitter, see... has all the fun!      - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

A man on twitter had seven followers each had seven more who again had seven too. How many twitterers would see, a Twitter tweet to each?      - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com             [Answer 344, don’t forget the first man]

Peter picked so little peppers; Piper was on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Mary, Mary typed contrary, on Twitter she met Harry.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Thom Thumb one by one, hopping from key to key on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Ugly Duckling became a swan; swooning friends on Twitter.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Mary had a little lamb, fleece was matted tight,  Mary twittered friends for help, for shearing job made light.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

“I am followed by a little lamb,” twittered Mary, by her hand.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Fuzzy Wuzzy in a tither, twittered friends did Wuzzy.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com  - See Fuzzy Wuzzy Rhymes.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, twittered back to Nick.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

A-twitter, A-trisket; writing love letters on twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The farmer gave his dog a name; typed it down in Twitter.  B-I-N-G-O!   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

A diller, a dollar it’s scholar’s time on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, twittered others with that name too.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Rain Rain, another day… or I’ll sit and twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter on your cell phone easel;  Pop! goes the weasel.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Starlight star bright, Twitter by moonlight.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Hickory Dickory twittered furiously, before the clock struck one.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, twittered, “Help!” on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, twittered to the King, “horses and men I call.”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Humpty Dumpty, one last blast! Twittered the King then fell off the wall. TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

[Humpty Dumpty was actually a CANNON that sat on the wall. A cannon operated by the King's men.]

Simple Simon found it simple, to simply ask on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Rock a bye baby, as the wind blows, I’ll twitter my friends while watching the boughs.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

“Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns!” Your daughter’s will twitter, so will your sons!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

“Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?” Twitter the master. Twitter the dame. Twitter the little boy down on the lane.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

London Bridge is falling down, twitter now, twitter now. London Bridge is falling down, send your news on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

 One two buckle my shoe, three, four, twitter for more.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Peter, Peter the Pumpkin eater, had a wife who could not twitter! Put her in a pumpkin shell until she learned to twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Itsy Bitsy spider twittered as she slithered. Lost her grip, slid down the spout, twittered before it rained.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket cell to twitter, four and twenty blackbirds tweeting in a pie.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

For want of a rhyme the line was lost, twitter it now or pay the cost.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Three blind mice, twittered their tales, twittered news of shorter tails.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Jack and Jill went up the hill, Jack sat down to twitter Jill.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Jack Sprat pitched a tale, twittered his wife ‘bout dinner.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Tom Tom the piper’s son twittered about the pig he ate.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Little Boy Blue fast asleep. Twitter the boy to look for sheep!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

This little piggy stayed to twitter; wee, wee, wee, laughed at Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep; twittered her friends to find them.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Little Robin Red Breast sitting in a tree; Twittered to the pussy cat, “Catch me if you can.”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Old King Cole, a merry old soul on Twitter. Twittered his fiddlers three, who each fine fiddler had fine fiddles and twittered back to Cole.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Old Mother Hubbard twittered from her cupboard, twittered her cupboard was bare.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

An old woman lived in a shoe, children all wild, she twittered escape!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Wee Willie Winkie, after all children in bed, twittered the parents, “it’s past eight!”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

What are little boys made of? Games, and Twitter, and puppy dog tails.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Little Miss Muffet, engrossed on Twitter, did not notice the spider beside her.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner and twittered his time away!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Horsey, horsey; stop, stop, stop! Clippetty Clop, a tale to twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twinkle, Twinkle little star, twittering ‘bout diamonds in the sky.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Three little kittens lost their mittens, while mother was on Twitter. Mother said, “Well, find your mittens, and you can twitter too!”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Ring the bells of London Town, Twitter the men who ring them.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Pat a cake, pat a cake, twitter now. Twitter the baker to bake me a cake.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

One, two, three, four, five; twitter friends. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten; twitter them again.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

An apple a day while twittering away, a tasty way to twitter away.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Georgie Porgie Twitter and pie. Tweeked the girls and made them smile.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

“Pussycat pussycat, where are you?” “I’d rather twitter then visit the Queen.”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Ding dong bell, Pussy’s in the well. Johnny twittered Tommy to ring the bell. Tommy ran to pull her out, the Pussy in the well.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I twitter? Twitter upstairs, twitter downstairs or twitter in the chamber.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

London bridge is broken down, twitter to the Lady Lee. Twitter for more gravel and stone to build it up again.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The Sandman’s coming from the stars. Twitter the man who laughs on the moon. Twitter him to bring a star.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Cry Baby Bunting, daddy’s a-hunting. He will twitter back when he made the catch.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

There was a man lived in the moon, tweeting and twittering from the moon. His name was Aiken Drum.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter delight, red sky at night.  Twitter warning, red sky in morning.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Pease pudding in the pot, twitter while still hot. Pease pudding getting cold, Twitter, I cannot stop.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

A wise old owl lived in an oak, spoke less, listened more, then twittered out his wisdom.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Polly put the kettle on, we’ll all have tea. Now we’ll put the Twitter on, instead of having tea.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Hey diddle diddle, Twitter the news: The cow jumped over the moon.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Diddle, diddle, dumpling my son John, went to bed with Twitter on.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Grand old Duke of York, twittered ten thousand men, ordered them to march up the hill, then twitter coming down.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Hark hark the dogs do bark. Beggars come to twitter. Some in rags and some in bags. But barking dogs can’t Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Doctor Foster twittered Gloucester to avoid the shower of rain.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Lucy Locket lost her pocket with a penny in it. Lucy twittered Kitty Fisher who twittered back to her. Pocket found, but had no penny in it.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The lion and the unicorn both twittered to the Crown.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Little Tommy Tucker sings before dinner. After dinner Tommy twittered before it’s time for bed.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Here’s the church, and here’s the steeple. Pastor’s on Twitter teaching the people.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Jack sat and twittered his tale. Tale of the house… that Jack built.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Six men of Indostan each the other twittered. Twittering each but could not see what each the others saw.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Thirty Days hath September, need not remember, for we have Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The Queen of Hearts twittered the King that the tarts were stolen. King of Hearts twittered the Knave and threatened to beat him sorely.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile, then the thought, “Why not!” twitter next instead.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

North wind will blow bringing with it snow. Twitter will give the weather.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The Owl and the Pussycat each asked by Twitter, “Why to sea with honey and money? When we can stay and twitter?”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Two dicky birds, Peter and Paul, sat upon a wall. Peter flew far away and twittered back to Paul.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

My little hen, prettiest ever, washed the dishes, straightened the house, then twittered before dinner.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Seesaw Margery Daw, Johnny has new master. Only a penny, because on Twitter, he cannot work much faster.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Remember, remember, with Twitter remember. No reason why gunpowder and treason should ever be forgot…  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

It’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is twittering.  Went to bed and twittered instead and couldn’t get up in the morning.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Birds of a feather flock together. Same with us on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Chicken Little, when an acorn fell, twittered to all, “The sky is falling.”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter me why Life is beautiful. Twitter me why Life is happy. Twitter me why my dear lady, Is it because we twitter together?  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Froggy went a-twitterin’he did type, uh, huh, uh, huh. On his lap-top he would type; uh, huh, uh huh. Twittered his romance to her, uh, huh.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The farmer in the dell, twittering in the dell.  Hi-ho, the derry-o, twittering in the dell.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Are you sleeping, are you sleeping? Brother John, Brother John? Morning time to twitter, Ding Dong Ding.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Here we go ‘round the Twitter site, the Twitter site. Here we go ‘round the Twitter site, this very early morning.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

I’m a little teapot, short and stout! I’ll Twitter out my shouts, Read my tweets!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Inch worm, Inchworm, twittering to the marigolds, seems you’d stop and see, but you’re too busy twittering.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

It ain’t gonna rain no more no more, Whether, either sun, or rain... some more; About the weather I’ll twitter more.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

A world of laughter, world of tears, world of hopes and fears, there’s so much that one could share, to share it in the Twitter-sphere.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

As little Jenny Wren twittered by her shed, she wagged her tail nods her head while tweeting with her tail.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter-bug, twitter-bug, home to stay; twittering children who now have gone. Tweeting one who’s name is Ann, tweeting near the frying pan.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Breakfast, on through the day, twittering my friends I’ll say, “Good, morning, noon or night,” as I nod, in mid-tweet, into the Land of Nod.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter tight, be concise, up to the highest height! Like a kite, twitter soars, through the cyber-sphere. Twitter clear, or go fly a kite!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Little Bo-Peep had lost her sheep, twittered friends to find them; friends twittered the sheep, to come home, who twittered a tale back to them.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Ha, ha, ha, you and me, we take our Twitter seriously, what we say may not be such, twittering fun, just you and me.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

A little old woman, I’ve heard tell, twittered in a little shell. Drinking tea while twittering, tweeting about the deep blue sea.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Little Peter Rabbit has a fly upon his nose. He twittered his friends, about the fly upon his nose.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

This is the way I type the tale, type the tale, type the tale. This is the way I type the tale, twittering in the morning.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

There a little duck who’s white, “Quack, quack!” Twittering on a lily pad, tweeting out, “Quack, quack, quack!”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Littlest worm I ever saw, got stuck inside my straw, Twittered him, and now we’re friends, and now my friend, the end.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

My Teddy Bear I loved so long, when I was very young. Long ago lost perhaps I’ll find, I’ll twitter for my Teddy Bear.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The Merry-Go-Round broke down and made a funny sound. Around and ‘round I twittered my love, when the Merry-Go-Round broke down.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

 Miss Dolly had a dolly, who was so sick, sick, sick, Twittered the Doctor who tweeted back, “Honey is good for the sick, sick, sick.”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Mister Moon, you’re out too soon. Go back to bed and twitter more; the Sun will tweet you soon.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Mister Sun, behind that tree, Twitter your good warmth to me. Mister Sun, I’ve tweeted you, “Please come down and shine on me.”   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Do you know the Muffin Man, The Muffin Man, Have you twittered the Muffin Man, who tweets you from the lane?  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

My Lady Spring, dressed in green, wears a primrose crown, I’ll twitter her to let her know, baby bugs and twigs are clinging to her gown.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

My snowman of icicles and snow, Twittered me when the sun came out, “I surely have to go…”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

My shadow who stays so close to me, will not talk but Twitters me, at night when dark, when I can’t see.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Oh dear! What can the matter be? Johnny did not Twitter me! Johnny’s so long at the fair.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Oh my! Oh me! How odd it would be, If a cow would Twitter me: If cats in hats and mice in cheese would twitter me, How odd it would be!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Old Mac Donald had a farm, from his farm he twittered me, “E – I – E – I – O!”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

100 bottle of beer on the wall; I tweeted the total but, Oh No! one fell down I’ll tweet again, 99 bottle of beer on the wall!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Tweet a message and you will see, All day long you’ll have good luck.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Fare thee well, fare thee well, I’m off to twitter my Susy Anna, off away in Lou’siana. Twittering, “Polly Wolly Doodle,” all the day.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

What’s your name? “Pudden Tame.” Twitter your other? “Bread and Butter.” Where do you live? “Twittersville!”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

I never saw a purple cow; I’ll not hope, but should I see; I’ll tell everyone on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Rabbit, Rabbit, hop, hop, hop, Twitter me now, don’t stop, stop, stop.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Raggedy Andy had half a smile. Raggedy Ann Twittered Andy, and Andy got his smile back.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Rain on the grass, rain on the trees, twittering with a cover over me, my umbrella keeps the rain off me.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Rain is raining all around, I twitter my friends ‘tis so. I tell them it is raining here, and on the ships at sea.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Rain, rain, go away, get me wet another day, I’ll twitter Spain, they can have the rain.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Raindrops, raindrops all around, my friends I’ll twitter ‘bout flowers this summer.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Reddy doesn’t mind the cold; over Twitter his tales I’m told.  One tale does not fail; around this fox is wrapped his tail.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Cock-a-doodle doo! I twitter clear and true; Twittering after morning rest, when twittering I do best. Cock-a-doodle doo!   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Row, row, row, your boat, row back home to twitter. Merrily, merrily, merilly, merrily twittering in a dream.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Rub a dub dub, three men on Twitter. The butcher, baker, candlestick maker, taking turns on twitter. Rub a dub dub, three men on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The best kept secret on Twitter is not. Soon or late, once twittered its out. To have been found out is sure as fate.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Seven black friars sat back to back, online on twitter, with Pike or Jack. One by one each one twittered, to either Pike or Jack.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Shoo fly don't bother me, Shoo fly don't bother me, Shoo fly don't bother me, For I will Twitter somebody.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Sister Rain sang her pitter pat, while Brother Wind danced around. Sister Rain received a tweet, from Brother Wind on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Six little ducks that I once knew, Twittered the others with a “Quack, quack quack.”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

“Will you join me on twitter?” said the Spider to the Fly. Sure, said the Fly, I can twitter you while on the fly!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Star light, star twitter, First friend I see tonight, I wish I may I wish I might, invite him in to twitter; Twitter him my wish tonight.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Swan swam over the sea, Swam to Twitter me! Swan swam back again, I twittered back to Swan!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Sweet and low, sweet and low, Twitter wind of the sea; Low, low, Twitter and blow, Wind of the western sea!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

How do you Twitter, swinging up in a swing; Twitter up, Twitter down? Oh I do Twitter it ever the pleasantest thing to do.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Ta ra la boom de ay, read my Twitter today! Twitter me on Sunday, Twitter me on Monday, Ta ra la boom de ay, Twitter every day!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Tweet me a story, Tweet about the birds and bees, Tweet about the flowers and trees, and then I’ll go to bed.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Tweet me why stars shine, ivy twines, I’ll tweet back the ocean’s blue, God made you. Remember always, I Love you.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Ten little fingers to twitter my toes, Ten toes twitter my eyes, eyes twitter with smiles and tears.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

One little, two little, Twitter three Indians… Twitter four, five, Six American Indians… Seven, Eight, nine, Twitter ten little Indian boys.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twittering monkeys jumping on the bed; One fell off bumping his head! Mama twittered the Doctor who said, No more jumping on the bed!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

There once was too cats who twittered; knew of kilkenny tale. So, using their nails and tips of their tails twittered their grievances many.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

There’s a worm in my garden, wiggle all day, wiggle all night, twittering in between. Twitter worm in my garden, wig-wig-twiggly-woo!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

There was a little girl, who twirled her curl. She twitters her friends when she is fine. When she is bad, she twitters though confined.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

A young lady’s bonnet untied when birds sat upon it. She twittered her friends, “All the birds in the air, are welcome to sit on my bonnet”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Once an Old Man with a beard had said, “ ’just as I feared!  Words on twitter fell and got lost with the birds and their nests in my beard."  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

An old woman lived under a hill, and if she’s not twittering she’ll be dancing alone with her tweets and her hill.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Two wrens in a tree, tweeting the other until there were three. Twitter, Twitter, now there’s four. Why tweet each other, when all together?  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

This old man, he typed words, with a tap, tap, twitter knack, give a dog a bone. With his thumb he twittered home.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

A bird upon the window sill, twittered to the boy in bed, “Sleepy-head must be Ashamed!”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Lady, Lady, on the shore, with her children four, twittered for a man to marry, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, Rich Man, Poor Man, Thief.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

To market, to market to buy a fat pig. Twittered my trip, then home again, jig.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

To the mountains I am going. I’ll twitter about my gentle sheep; I’ll Twitter ‘bout the grass and flowers, newly waked from winter sleep.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

As Tommy Snooks and Bessy Brooks were twittering each one Sunday; tweeks Tommy Snooks to Bessy Brooks, "Wilt thou marry me on Monday?"  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The tortoise comes out of the water, to twitter ‘bout life underwater, twitters again about how she swims, then to sunbathe as she twitters.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter, ‘bout the traffic light, shining on the corner bright. Green is go; Yellow, careful; Red means stop, as I twitter on the corner.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

I twittered about the night before, about the robbers at my door, I ran out, they ran in, I hit them with a rolling pin.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter, twitter not a star, I don’t wonder what you are. I’ve signed up and twitter the world, world as vast as sky unfurled.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Up in the apple tree, two little apples smiled at me. I twittered my friends then shook that tree. Those two apples tasted yummy to me.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

A long time ago there were more animals than you have seen. No one twittered ‘bout the lovely unicorn that ran past the ark, upon the green.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, Upstairs and downstairs, twittering everyone.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

I twitter about the fallen leaves, make a pile then twitter more. I run and jump and kick around, then twitter ‘bout the crackly sound.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Whether the weather be fine or not, we twitter our thoughts about it. Whether we care, or weather we care, we’ll twitter about… whatever.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter, daughter, twitter; twitter daughter dear. I’ll twitter Momma when I can, I’ll twitter Momma dear.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I… Twitter also is not seen, but writings on a screen.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

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Roger’s Twitter Rhymes
Twittered Contemporary Rhymes

Rhymes based upon more modern works that have been used to soothe children at daytime or bedtime.  Some are modified while some are tweaked.  Each conforms to 140 or less characters and spaces.

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Woodpecker pecked a little hole, made a house in a pole. Twittering ‘bout the woodpecker, I saw his hood and collar red.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

The world is a rainbow, people of various colors. Opinions shared together, each our own on Twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

When the circus comes to town, I twitter about the clown. Funny clown makes me shout; about that clown I’ll twitter now.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Somewhere in cyberspace there’s a site heard of in a lullaby. Somewhere over the rainbow I’ll twitter where the birds fly high.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Robin Hood and his Merry Men, today would twitter ‘bout the Sherwood sheriff.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

“Who killed Cock Robbin?” In confession the Sparrow twittered, “Twas I, who killed the cock.” - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.  Twittered the doctor, perhaps she’ll die!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even just the click of it, on Twitter is delicious, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Whistle while you work, move along twittering songs. Tidy the place then break the pace and twitter on your break.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Ho-ho-ho, ho, ho! Ho-ho-ho, ho, ho! Woody Woodpecker’s song; Woody would twitter you but can only, Ho-ho-ho, ho, ho! Pecking all day long.  -

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine; Twitter me when sky is gray, you’ll never know dear, though I Twitter, just how much I love you.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

I twitter His blessings, Jesus is mine! O what a foretaste of glory divine!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'Round and 'round, around and 'round; as people on the bus twitter all around, All through the town.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

When you wish upon a star, twitter your friends wherever they are. Twittering, your heart’s desire where dreams are shared. Wish upon a star.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Rubber Ducky you’re the one, making twitter times so much fun. Rubber Ducky, I love to twitter with you!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Amazing Grace, I'll tweet about, that saved a wretch like me. I'll twitter 'bout His faithfullness, was blind, but now I see.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Twitter Sage, Rosemary and Thyme, Remember Parsley and page her too about the one, a true love of mine.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

She’ll be coming ‘round the Twitter site, She’ll be coming ‘round the Twitter site. She’ll be coming ‘round the Twitter site when she posts.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

There is a house in New Orleans, where I'll twitter all day long. It's been the ruin of many a man, but God has saved this one.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Tweet, Tweet, Tweet to Twitter; Tweet, Tweet, Tweet to Twitter; Tweet, Tweet, Tweet to Twitter; Tweet to Twitter my darling.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Would you like to tweet on a star, Twitter moonbeams home on your cell, Twitter to be better than just well, or Twitter else to be a mule?  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Onward, Christian soldiers, tweet the message loud, With the cross of Jesus, Twitter to the crowd.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

On top of old Smokey, I lost my true lover.  I failed to send her, my love over twitter.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

On top of spaghetti, I lost my poor meatball; I turned when I twittered, as it rolled out the door.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

My Bonnie lies over the Ocean, I’ve tweeted back over the sea. I’ll Twitter back over the ocean, “Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.”  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens; bright words on Twitter to tickle your innards. I’ll tweet a few of my favorite tweets.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

It's been a hard day's night, I have twittered all day long, I've got a thing to tell you, I will twitter to you, makes me feel okay.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

I’ve been twittering near the railroad. All the live-long day. I’ve been twittering near the railroad, twittering the time away.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Praise God, from whom all Blessings flow; Twitter, all creatures here below...   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter bells, twitter bells, twitter all the way... Oh what fun it is to twitter... twitter all day long!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twitter . . . Twitter . . . Twitter down the river. Got a good gig in the city; twitter everynight on a river boat queen.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Lollipop, lollipop, twitter, de de. Lollipop, lollipop, twitter now me. Lollipop, lollipop, twitter now. . . Lollipop!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Jesus Loves me, this I know. I will twitter you 'bout that. Little ones to him be strong, learn to twitter that right back.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

I tweet because I’m happy, I tweet about His love, For His eye is on the sparrow, And I know He watches me.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Twiter me, Twitter me; Twitter me, Twitter me. Tweeting words of wisdom, twitter me.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Tweet me something good, tweet me that you love me, yeah! Tweet me something good, tweet me that you like it.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Amazing Grace I twitter about, that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now I am found, I'll twitter 'bout His love.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

I’m a little nut so brown, I’ll twitter on the cold – cold ground; All the tweets come back to me, “I’m a nut! I’m a nut!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

Tweet, Tweet Miss American Pie, Took my laptop to the levee, my battery went dry.  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

If you’re happy and you’re thinking, Twitter now! If you’re happy and you’re thinking, then your fingers would be typing . . . Twitter now!  - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com

He Lives, He Lives, Christ Jesus Lives today. He walks with me as I twitter you, about His wonderful grace.   - TwitterRhymes.PoetPatriot.com
 
 
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