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     MATH
  

1 -  Jill is part of a climbing expedition on Mt Rainier.
She notices that half the group is behind her,
and the rest, one third, of the group is ahead of her.
How many mountain climbers are there?

--- Answer 

 

2 - Democrats propose to increase the school lunch program by 20%. The Republicans propose to increase the program by only 10%.  The Democrats claimed that more children will go hungry because of the Republican cuts.  How can that be?

  --- Answer 

 

3 - 100 legs, two each pair,
Like the centipede it cannot talk
nor does it live or breath the air.

Unlike the centipede it cannot walk.
What is it?

  --- Answer

 

4 - The penny is shinny, bright and new.
The quarter tarnished needing light to view,
What is the real difference to me and you?   

  --- Answer

 

5 -
Manners, gentleman's civilized thought,
etiquette ,for the weak of stomach.
Do not mention 288, 
or grab a bag for loss of lunch. 

  --- Answer

 

6 - One woman has nine boys
Another has five girls.
A third has seven children,
half of which are girls.

How can that be?
 

  --- Answer

 

7 - Time past is long and gone,
The laws of physics go on and on,
What goes up and doesn't come down?

  --- Answer

 

8 - Forty reindeer 4 legs each
Why would an elf say
84 totaling each?

--- Answer

   

9 - Orioles, Newtons, macaroons,
Twenty cookies in the cookie jar,
How many cookies can you eat,
at lunch on an empty stomach?

 --- Answer

 

10 - When Murphy's Law kicks in,
Nothing goes right everything wrong.
What is left to count on?

--- Answer

 

11 -      To understand a problem math,
     Words  must be carefully  read,
     To come up with  proper score.
6 and 3   IS   7      or     6 and 3   ARE   7.
            Which is correct?

 --- Answer

 

12 - Noah brought the animals two by two,
If one tree would be brought by same,
Which tree by one with animals too?

--- Answer

 

13 - Count the digits on your hands,
Count toes with the digits on your hands.
Assuming all are still intact,
Multiply one by the other.
Since the hands carry half all the digits,
Now divide the answer by one half.
Add to that the number of year's months,
To get the answer that we want.

--- Answer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A N S W E R S

 

13 212   =   [(10x10)1/2] +12

10x10=100   100x1/2=200   200+12=212

--- Take your fingers back.

 

 

 

12 - A Pear tree.

--- Climb the pear tree back up.

 

 

 

11 - Neither one, 6 and 3 are 9.

--- Take another look back up.

 

 

 

10 - Your fingers.

--- Take inventory back to ten.

 

 

 

9 - Only one if eaten before lunch; after that you're stomach is not empty.

--- Take another back to nine.

 

 

 

8 - 40 reindeer has 80 FORE (front) legs


---
Take a flying gallop to the top.

 

 

 

7 -

Your age.

--- Aging back up.

 

 

 

6 -

If all seven are girls than half are girls.

--- Half yourself to the next

 

 

 

5 -

288 is just too gross;   two gross;  2X144=288.
A gross is 144.

--- Gross yourself back up.

 

 

 

4 -

24 cents.

 

--- Stack those coins back up.

 

 

 

3 -

50 pair of pants.

--- Back up to fit.

 

 

 

2 -

There were no cuts just liberal creative 'fuzzy math'.

This actually happened. *  The lies are in the Newspapers and the truth is in the Congressional Record. 

* Percentages are figurative.

---  Creatively count back up.

 

 

 

1

There are 6 climbers in the expedition.
One half is behind her (3) and one third is ahead (2).
The three behind plus the two ahead plus Jill is six.
(1/2(X) + 1/3(X) + 1 = X) = (X=6)

--- Climb back up to Mt. Rainier.



 

 

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