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Pronunciations

1 -  Pronounce 'B I N', bin;
Then also those that rhyme with bin,
G I N,  gin;  S I N,  sin;  M I N,  min;  D I N, din;  and L I N, lin;
Then  F I N,  fin;  K I N,  kin;  P I N,  pin;  and  V I N,  vin,
Now's the time to  W I N...  win... win.
What metal makes an aluminum can?

--- Answer 

 

2 - Get off your duff and pronounce the word 'G O',
saying also SOW, HO, MOW, SEW, TOW, NO, SO what. . .
do you say to, ROW, BOW, HOE, AND TOE,
SO now the mystery word.
What do you do at a stop light?

--- Answer 

 

3 - Within sanity   -   with insanity.
Is it within sanity, or is genius disguised with insanity?


--- Answer 

 

 

4 -

 

  NOT, a Riddle . . .

Arguing over the pronunciation of Oconomowoc,
a town in Wisconsin, the two visitors asked the
waitress to slowly pronounce where they were.
Leaning over the counter she slowly said...


--- Answer

 

 

 

  5 -

HALT the count of the Malted-milk balls.
Say : VAULT, MALT, FAULT, SALT, ASSAULT
, WALT, HALT
In a race what do you do when the gun goes off?


--- Answer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A N S W E R S

 

5 -   Start running

 
 

 

--- Race back up


 

4 - Burrrrr, Gerrrrrr,  Kiiiing !

 

--- Munch back up

 

 

 

3 -

This answer lies within your own mind's recesses where the battle between sanity and insanity lies within.

--- Climb the crazed path back up.

 

 

 

2 -

Did you say GO?     No go !
You should always STOP at a stop light.

--- Now You can GO back up top

 

 

 

1

If you said 'TIN' you are wrong.

Aluminum cans are made of 'ALUMINUM'.
Tin cans are made of 'tin'.

--- Extrude yourself back up.



 

 

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